How Jeff the Killer Fucked Up Christmas: Difference between revisions
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The people saw a chance to reform Jeff, so they decided to teach him the true meaning of Christmas. They invited him to a fucking party, and Jeff reluctantly agreed to go. He was not interested in any of that shit, but he wanted to see what the fuss was about. |
The people saw a chance to reform Jeff, so they decided to teach him the true meaning of Christmas. They invited him to a fucking party, and Jeff reluctantly agreed to go. He was not interested in any of that shit, but he wanted to see what the fuss was about. |
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At the party, Jeff met a guy named Santa Claus. Santa was a jolly and drunk old fuck who was all about spreading joy and happiness. Jeff thought he was a pussy and wanted to punch him in the face, but Santa gave him a fucking present. |
At the party, Jeff met a guy named Santa Claus. Santa was a jolly and drunk and fat old fuck who was all about spreading joy and happiness. Jeff thought he was a pussy and wanted to punch him in the face, but Santa gave him a fucking present. |
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Jeff had never received a present before, and he was fucking confused. He didn't know what to do with it, so he opened it. It was a fucking ugly sweater with reindeer shit all over it. Jeff was pissed, but he didn't want to look like a fucking asshole, so he put it on. |
Jeff had never received a present before, and he was fucking confused. He didn't know what to do with it, so he opened it. It was a fucking ugly sweater with reindeer shit all over it. Jeff was pissed, but he didn't want to look like a fucking asshole, so he put it on. |
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