How Jeff the Killer Fucked Up Christmas: Difference between revisions

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Once upon a time, there was a guy named Jeff the Killer. He was a fucked-up dude who hated everything and everyone, especially Christmas. In the town called Fucksville, everyone was preparing for Christmas. Everyone was happy and excited, except for Jeff the Killer. Jeff was also a grumpy motherfucker.
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Jeff the Killer. He was a fucked-up dude who hated everything and everyone, especially Christmas. In the town called FucksShitzville, everyone was preparing for Christmas. Everyone was happy and excited, except for Jeff the Killer. Jeff was also a grumpy motherfucker.


He was a creepy motherfucker who used to terrorize innocent people and make them shit their pants. Jeff was a real fucking badass, and he didn't give two fucks about anything or anyone. Jeff was known for his mean motherfucking attitude, his sharp as fuck knife, and his hatred for everything, especially Christmas.
He was a creepy motherfucker who used to terrorize innocent people and make them shit their pants. Jeff was a real fucking badass, and he didn't give two fucks about anything or anyone. Jeff was known for his mean motherfucking attitude, his sharp as fuck knife, and his hatred for everything, especially Christmas.
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