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[[File:Johnny_Abatti.jpg|thumb|This is Johnny Abatti as a zombie.]]

Hello guys. Today I will talk about how my friend, Johnny Abatti, became a zombie. Well, he lives here, with me. I teach him to eat meat, not human brains. He wouldn't kill me, because I am his best friend and I know him better than others, so he lose me, he lose everything. The story went like this:
Hello guys. Today I will talk about how my friend, Johnny Abatti, became a zombie. Well, he lives here, with me. I teach him to eat meat, not human brains. He wouldn't kill me, because I am his best friend and I know him better than others, so he lose me, he lose everything. The story went like this:


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"Okay, mister..." We stood silent because we didn't know his name.
"Okay, mister..." We stood silent because we didn't know his name.



"Mister La Bete Noire." He lifted his head.
"Mister La Bete Noire." He lifted his head.
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"Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see what the heck is in this bottle."
"Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see what the heck is in this bottle."


I confirmed, and I won. Johnny drinked all the "juice". He was showing some reactions to that acid. It... It was gross. His skin turned grey, hair turned blue, he vomited and left a big pile of shit like he was taking two packet of laxatives. Some gang came and I hide Johnny in the bushes. They said: "Dafuq was here?" and they fainted. At that time, Johnny woke up and said: "Brains... BRAINS" and he ran to them in
I confirmed, and I won. Johnny drinked all the "juice". He was showing some reactions to that acid. It... It was gross. His skin turned grey, hair turned blue, he vomited and left a big pile of shit like he was taking two packet of laxatives. Some gang came and I hide Johnny in the bushes. They said: "Dafuq was here?" and they fainted. At that time, Johnny woke up and said: "Brains... BRAINS" and he ran to them in un-human speed. He broke their heads and ate their brain. Every time he ate one brain, he took a shit. When they're all being dead, he turned to me and said: "Uhhh... What happened to me? Hey, what happened to them?"

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[[File:Johnny_Abatti.jpg|thumb|This is Johnny Abatti as a zombie.]]

un - human speed. He broke their heads and ate their brain. Every time he ate one brain, he took a shit. When they're all being dead, he turned to me and said: "Uhhh... What happened to me? Hey, what happened to them?"


I said in shock: "YOU happened!"
I said in shock: "YOU happened!"
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"Throw her at sewer system. I heard there are crocodiles 'round them."
"Throw her at sewer system. I heard there are crocodiles 'round them."


"Okay-WHOA!" Johnny shocked.
"Okay- WHOA!" Johnny shocked.


"What's the matter-Oh, God." I almost fainted.
"What's the matter- Oh, God." I almost fainted.


There was some old guy that was like Johnny Abatti: a zombie. We peeked at sewer and he looked to us. Probably me, 'cause he said: "Brains! BRAINS!" 
There was some old guy that was like Johnny Abatti: a zombie. We peeked at sewer and he looked to us. Probably me, 'cause he said: "Brains! BRAINS!" 
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"No, you don't. We'll see it now." I aimed the gun at myself.
"No, you don't. We'll see it now." I aimed the gun at myself.


"NO-" he yelled but that was too late. I shot myself.
"NO" he yelled but that was too late. I shot myself.


He cried over my dead body. But I came behind him and said: "Hello, imbecile! I am a Walrider now!"
He cried over my dead body. But I came behind him and said: "Hello, imbecile! I am a Walrider now!"
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