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==HOW TO MAKE A CLASSIC CHARACTER!!!!!==

Step 1. Make your story all about an overpowered killer, I do mean all about, don't make it about the people trying to survive,you have to make the story all about the killer, this will attract lonely emo kids to read so they can picture themselves as the killer, because everyone wants whiny suicidal 12 year old girls in there fanbase...

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Step 2. Don't forget detail, spend 5 paraghaphs explaining how bloody someone is as they're getting killed, it's sure to scare the shit out of the reader, because detail is spooky.

Step 3. Make sure your character has a tragic backstory, make them get raped by there parents and make them to retarted to call social services. Classics such as ClockWork also pull this off great.

Step 3. Make your character mutilate there own face, this will add an intimidation feature, even if it is just edgy and retarted, also make sure to half-ass the reason for there mutilation not getting infected.

Step 4. Make damn sure your character is named after you, because it's most likely you're just a fucking emo who wants to write a revenge fic.

Final step. Make sure they have a edgy and ironic pre-murder one liner...