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Now I will Tell you how to know if your cat is killing you or still plotting it. |
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Now I will Tell you how to know if your cat is killing you or still plotting it. |
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'''Is she/he stepping on your body, Mostly at the chest?''' If so your cat is trying to look at your weak parts and your vital parts |
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'''Is she/he stepping on your body, Mostly at the chest?''' |
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If so your cat is trying to look at your weak parts and your vital parts |
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'''Is she/he always hiding at a dark corner? '''If so your cat has joined the Dark Side and is Spying on you, you should not show you are weak |
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'''Is she/he always hiding at a dark corner?''' |
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'''Does she/he always have a staring contest with you?''' Dont blink. If you blink it is a sign that you show you are weak, If you are indeed weak and scared then blink you shall |
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If so your cat has joined the Dark Side and is Spying on you, you should not show you are weak |
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'''Bringing you a gift, Ex: dead rats, bugs, etc. '''It isn't a gift, It's a warning that she/he will kill you today/tomorrow |
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'''Does she/he always have a staring contest with you?''' |
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'''Does she/he throw up glass? '''Throught this painful process, cats prepare their mind and bodies for Combat |
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Dont blink. If you blink it is a sign that you show you are weak, If you are indeed weak and scared then blink you shall |
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'''Does she/he sleep on your electronics?''' He/she is not sleeping, they are simply disrupting your connection to the outside world |
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'''Bringing you a gift, Ex: dead rats, bugs, etc. ''' |
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'''Does she Paw your face when you sleep? '''Cats arent good at smothering people. But that won't stop them |
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It isn't a gift, It's a warning that she/he will kill you today/tomorrow |
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'''Do they run at the speed of light when you go in a room they are in? ''' It means It is a failed ambush |
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'''Does she/he throw up glass? ''' |
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'''Lastly I thank you all for Reading this to be safe, Follow me on Twitter "Kingzeref10" and on Roblox Friend me if you have I wil make another Preparation so be sure to check it out ;) now excuse me my cat is trying to disrupt my connnnnnnnnnnection ierwothreuifgnmiutyjhd ''' |
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Throught this painful process, cats prepare their mind and bodies for Combat |
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'''Does she/he sleep on your electronics?''' |
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He/she is not sleeping, they are simply disrupting your connection to the outside world |
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Cats arent good at smothering people. But that won't stop them |
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'''Do they run at the speed of light when you go in a room they are in?''' |
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It means It is a failed ambush |
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{{note2|Lastly I thank you all for Reading this to be safe, Follow me on Twitter "Kingzeref10" and on Roblox Friend me if you have I wil make another Preparation so be sure to check it out ;) now excuse me my cat is trying to disrupt my connnnnnnnnnnection ierwothreuifgnmiutyjhd }} |
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