How to Summon a Demon

Summoning a demon is fairly simple.  I can explain how to do it in a few easy steps.

1. First, find a computer.  It doesn’t matter who it belongs to, as long as it has a connection to the internet.

2. Now, make sure you have a Wikia account.  You don’t have to use it ever again after this ritual.  

3. Next, get on Creepypasta wiki.  

4. Click the “Contribute” button in the upper righthand corner.  Select “Add a page”.

5. Write the dumbest thing you can think of.  For the summoning to be extremely effective, make sure that you include clichés in the story.  Jeff the Killer is also another way to make the summoning work extremely well.  Pay no mind to spelling and grammar.  Also, completely neglect the idea of a plot. 

6. Submit.  

7. Within a few minutes, you’ll realize you can’t do anything on that wiki.  Congratulations.  The summoning is complete.

You’ve called upon Almairage.

Disclaimer: Tables may be mysteriously flipped without explanation.