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Good mornin' folks. I'm Randy Analson here, and I'm gonna show y'all men and women how to train yer own dick. Jus' ter be clear, dis shit ain't no guide to grow yer own dick the size of the Eiffel Tower. Naw. Naw, this guide be fer men with dicks the size of the goddamn Ol' Mississippi River or dem men with dicks smaller than one of those fancy-schmancy subatomic particles dem bitches be pumpin' out in the LHC or some shit like that. |
Good mornin' folks. I'm Randy Analson here, and I'm gonna show y'all men and women how to train yer own dick. Jus' ter be clear, dis shit ain't no guide to grow yer own dick the size of the Eiffel Tower. Naw. Naw, this guide be fer men with dicks the size of the goddamn Ol' Mississippi River or dem men with dicks smaller than one of those fancy-schmancy subatomic particles dem bitches be pumpin' out in the LHC or some shit like that. |
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