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{{note|This is an excerpt from a diary written by a former spagheti factory worker.}} |
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I finally got a job, woohoo! Some place called the spagheti factory was hiring, and I need some money, it was like, $300 a week! Just for looking over some stupid restaurant? Yes please! My shift starts next monday, I sadly got the graveyard shift, working 1:00 AM through 9:00 AM. Oh well, money is money. |
I finally got a job, woohoo! Some place called the spagheti factory was hiring, and I need some money, it was like, $300 a week! Just for looking over some stupid restaurant? Yes please! My shift starts next monday, I sadly got the graveyard shift, working 1:00 AM through 9:00 AM. Oh well, money is money. |
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I have no idea what is happening, the spagheti mountain just flopped over, and is beginning to take shape. The spagheti sauce is now hyper-realistic blood, and it has developed hyper-realistic eyes. It is walking upstairs, it knows where I am. I guess this is the last time I write in this diary, or do anything. I should have just quit yesterday, shit, it's getting closer. If anyone finds this, tell my family I |
I have no idea what is happening, the spagheti mountain just flopped over, and is beginning to take shape. The spagheti sauce is now hyper-realistic blood, and it has developed hyper-realistic eyes. It is walking upstairs, it knows where I am. I guess this is the last time I write in this diary, or do anything. I should have just quit yesterday, shit, it's getting closer. If anyone finds this, tell my family I |
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{{email|These are the final moments of Roberto Luckington, who's funeral was held on June 23rd, 2013. The police are still trying to find the entity described in this diary.}} |
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