I'm Definitely a Rick

If I had to pick a Rick and Morty character that I'm most similar to, I'm definitely a Rick. Not a Citadel of Ricks one either, I'd be Rick C-137 because like him I'm a lone wolf. I find it hard to make friends when everyone around me is an idiot! Muck like Rick's situation, it's seriously so annoying going through life while everyone else is so SLOW. My intelligence is a gift and a curse; I have already unlocked secrets and levels of knowledge you could only dream of attaining, but alas, I am fated to carry the weight of knowledge alone.

When I'm waiting for people to catch up to my intelligence I often explore other dimensions in my mind. I open up portals and catalog the dimension's qualities. Within 10 seconds from entering a room I will have 20 dimensions picked out and on standby in case I need to escape

I've already seen more and done more in my 29 years than you'll do in your entire life. You are all ants to me, and I am a god.

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