I'm Tryin'

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...Or in all situations, at any time, any place, and by any audience for that matter.

Hey, friend,

Come on in,

We can get nice and comfy,

Woah, don't sit on the love seat,

I don't blood on it,


That very next second,

I grabbed a knife and said,

"I'm gonna wreck it!"

I stabbed him in the chest repeatedly,

and was terrified to the point of screamingly,

I snapped his fingers,

He tasted like chicken tenders,


What's that, hmm?

Oh, yeah, right,

I just killed your wife,

and to everyone reading,

Get ready for a beating,

I'll see you tonight,

Lock your doors, dikes. ]

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