I'm Tryin'

Hey, friend,

Come on in,

We can get nice and comfy,

Woah, don't sit on the love seat,

I don't blood on it,

"Mitch?"

That very next second,

I grabbed a knife and said,

"I'm gonna wreck it!"

I stabbed him in the chest repeatedly,

and was terrified to the point of screamingly,

I snapped his fingers,

He tasted like chicken tenders,

MMM,

What's that, hmm?

Oh, yeah, right,

I just killed your wife,

and to everyone reading,

Get ready for a beating,

I'll see you tonight,

Lock your doors, friends.

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