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Revision as of 23:52, 27 January 2016
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Hey, friend,
Come on in,
We can get nice and comfy,
Woah, don't sit on the love seat,
I don't blood on it,
"Mitch?"
That very next second,
I grabbed a knife and said,
"I'm gonna wreck it!"
I stabbed him in the chest repeatedly,
and was terrified to the point of screamingly,
I snapped his fingers,
He tasted like chicken tenders,
MMM,
What's that, hmm?
Oh, yeah, right,
I just killed your wife,
and to everyone reading,
Get ready for a beating,
I'll see you tonight,
Lock your doors, dikes. ]
