I'm a dumbass

I'm a dumbass. I have been a dumbass since I was born and will always be a dumbass. I am the most idiotic person on earth and if you disagree you haven't met me. I'm so moronic that I almost went outside butt naked to prove that I'm in control, I'm so moronic that I put my shit on an ice cream cone and pretended it was chocolate ice cream. I'm so moronic that I rejected 3 girls because I'm a super dumbass. I'm so moronic that I can't fit everything onto here without breaking the text limit. My idiocy can't fit into a book. I'm so moronic that I end up making other people dumbasses. My presence online is enough to make everyone a dumbass. Everything I say is utter nonsense and will always be. My parents couldn't handle how much of a dumbass I was the kicked me out. The orphanage said I was making the other kids there idiots so they also kicked me out. I asked god for help and he just said

"Your foolishness is so big that I couldn't even remove it even if I was forced to."

I'm the literal definition of idiocy. If you open up the dictionary it literally just says my name under the definition of 'dumbass'. I'm so idiotic that I had to hire someone to make my Reddit account.

I'm such a dumbass that my brain can no longer remember shit. My whole brain is filled to the brim with idiocy.

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