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So Endgame picks up right after the snap. Everyone's like "What in the ass just happened?" while hacking and sneezing 'cause now there's the dust of 3.5 billion people floating around Earth's atmosphere. Then it turns out that the dust is worse than asbestos, so the surviving half of the human race is contracting mesothelioma. They call the mesothelioma hotline, and the mesothelioma lawyers band together to create a lawsuit against Thanos for giving everyone cancer. Unfortunately, they don't know where he is since he teleported off to his farm planet.
They proceed to get in touch with the remaining Avengers, who just figured out Thanos's location on account of the fact Thor managed to jam a GPS locator up his nose right before he teleported away. Tony Stark is able to pinpoint Thanos's exact location, which isn't an alien planet at all and is instead in mountainous area in North Korea. Captain America goes "Avengers Assemble!" and they all get into the
Unfortunately, Kim Jong Un, who survived the snap, catches wind that the Avengers are coming to town and uses his missile arsenal to shoot down their aircraft. Then there's a big epic battle between the Avengers and the North Korean army. Captain Marvel shows up for an assist and wipes out the rest of the army, flies up into Kim's face, and screams "WHERE IS THANOS?" But Kim doesn't speak English so he can't answer, and Captain Marvel gets pissed and punches his brain out.
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