Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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Stories that were originally uploaded to the r/shittynosleep subreddit, which was shut down July 18, 2022 and reopened March 1, 2023.
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The following 500 pages are in this category, out of 575 total.
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A
- A Botched Family Dinner With Dead Dads
- A Bothersome Gentleman
- A demon
- A Ghost Gave Me Cancer
- A ghost moved into my butt
- A Giant Anus From the 5th Dimension Keeps Entering My Reality and Invaginating Me
- A large and ferocious spider spends its days living in my toilet bowl
- A Malevolent Entity Has Taken Possession of My Anus and Forces Me to Shit Against My Will
- A man with all his front full of blood and a giant knife began to follow me...
- A Short Poem from the Chick-o-Nomicon
- A squirrel banged my wife
- A Strange Occurance in Shady Oaks
- A Witch Put a Spell on My Dick
- A Zombie Broke Into Our House
- Abducted by Aliens!
- AITA for "stealing" stories from r/nosleep authors?
- AITA for being good at sex??
- Aliens Got My Wife Pregnant and No One Believes Me
- All spick and span
- Am I The Asshole for murdering a kid who liked Fortnite?
- An encounter at 3 AM
- An end to death
- An inbred family lives up the road
- An odorless place
- An unexpectedly terrifying thing happened to me today
- AN UNHUMANOIDLY TALL FIGURE HAS RISEN FROM THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
- Anal Fear
- Angry Arny
- Angry Jeep
- Ant Man
- Anti-climatic Grand Theft Auto V Creepypasta
- At the End of the Hall
- Attack of the Gimmick Bands
- Australia
- Australian Horror Story
B
- Band Camp
- Barry the Bee's Worst Nightmare
- Be careful what you read on the internet
- Be careful when buying unstoppable killer ants on Amazon
- Be Careful When Someone Offers You a Movie Role
- Be careful working from home when your manager "rings"
- Before you go to sleep at night, don't ever yorkle your dickadoo...
- Beware of ghost sellers on major retailer outlets
- Bigfoot Stole My Gun (A Hillbilly Poem)
- Bill Clinton almost killed me (jokepasta)
- Bloodier Mary
- Boned in Shoreditch
- Boneless Chicken
- Bonered by Werewolves
- Break Dancing
C
D
- Dark Road
- Day 13: How I long to be embraced in the warm bosom of my beloved
- Day of the Pig
- Deal with the devil
- Death Wedgie
- Deep Web
- Desert Monster
- Dog
- Don't buy used condoms off of eBay
- Don't Go Gently Into That Goodnight
- Don't go to Area 51 on September 20, 2019!
- Donald Trump vs Kim Jong-Un
- Dr. Inspector Fujecklestein
E
F
G
H
- Hannibal Really Crossed the Alps by Bus
- Haunted House
- Haunted story of Doris won't let you sleep out of Terror
- Have You Seen My Friend Sarah?
- He had so many teeth
- He lived in a pineapple under the sea
- Hellscape delirium-carcass monolith
- Help boyfriend, pls!!!
- Help!
- Henry Hoover doesn't give a fuck that you came
- Hiking
- Hired as a burger flipper
- Hitler is in my copy of Wolfenstein: The New Colossus
- Horrible ghouls are at my door!
- Hot Pocket
- How to Hunt a Wendigo, or a Skinwalker, or Something
I
- I am a brain trapped inside a skeleton
- I am a swat team commander (Jokepasta)
- I Am an American Senator and I Have Discovered How to Stop the Homosexual Agenda
- I am Seymour Skinner. This is my alt account. I am in big trouble and I don't know who to turn to. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
- I am Shub-Niggurath's son
- I am single male and what I saw at my house last night will follow me for the rest of my life
- I ate, I heard, I...
- I Babysat A Zombie Dog And Smelled Something Weird
- I bought a Nintendo 64 and a copy of Super Mario 64 and I found out it was personalized...
- I broke a Vase
- I can move things with my mind
- I can see stains on the carpet that nobody else can see
- I collect canned food with body parts in them
- I Crashed Into a Farm Barn in Nebraska and What I heard Haunts Me Today
- I danced until I was dead and ended up dead
- I Dared A Creeper To Ruin My Life
- I didn't do the thing they told me to do and now I'm in trouble for not doing the thing. There's a thing following me. HELP
- I Didn't Forward That Email
- I didn't thank Kind Stranger for his gold, and then things started getting strange
- I didn't think it was a problem until it happened
- I didn't think making love to my socks would have any negative ramifications, but it has had many
- I don't believe in specific paranormal things but I saw something
- I don't recognize this binch in my wedding photos
- I Don't Think Our New Cat Is Normal
- I dreamt I was baking some brownies
- I Farted
- I fell in love with the sex monster
- I finally figured out the reason why people enjoy running and you'll never guess!
- I Fistfight Ghosts
- I Forgot To Renew My Pooping License
- I found a haunted stone
- I found an envelope with rules that weren't in the employment manual
- I found an outlet in the Backrooms, and it's not what you think
- I Found My Missing Cat
- I fucked the forbidden goat
- I got a job at mcdonald, and it has weird rules
- I Got Detention... For The Wrong Reason...
- I GOT GTA6 EARLY!!!!!! (UNBOXING) (LEAKED FOOTAGE) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE SATANIC) (IN THE HOOD) (ALMOST DIED)
- I had to stay in a place with all these rules
- I hear pooping in my attic
- I Hired a Sex Worker
- I inherited a haunted Walmart: What Happens Next Will Blow Your Tits Clean Off
- I inherited a mansion, but it isn't big enough
- I inherited my uncle's ranch and it's just a huge headache
- I just 360 no scoped my Grandma
- I just started renting a house and the landlord gave me a strange set of rules
- I keep hearing
- I learnt a dark and terrible secret about reality
- I listened to a podcast about me
- I Live in a Pineapple Under the Sea
- I looked in the mirror and was scarred for life...
- I lost my identity watching a VHS tape
- I made a deal with a demon, now I regret it
- I made one little mistake at work, now ghosts be trippin'
- I pooted
- I reached 40000 hours into Animal Crossing: New Horizons and what I've seen just knocked my socks out
- I read too many scary stories
- I really regret adding a new episode to my Peppa Pig collection
- I referenced a popular video game pls upvote
- I saw a big thing
- I saw the headless horseman
- I see red
- I swore in Dog today
- I think I heard something
- I think I might be a Giant
- I think I might be half lizard
- I Think I'm Being Followed by a Foreskinwalker
- I think my buddy Jon probably has 11 slaves in his basement
- I think my neighbors are corpse shredders
- I thought smoking more meth would make the shadow people go away. They didn't
- I Thought This Was A Normal Job, But It Turns Out I'm Now Part Of A Worldwide Agency
- I took a job as a security guard for a mall. The previous guard left me some strange rules
- I trolled a serial killer to death
- I walked to the store to buy some stuff
- I was a former teacher-prostitute-cop-doctor-pizza delivery man-web designer-zoo keeper-mountain climber-soldier who lives in the city-suburbs-rural farm-strange town with a hidden secret and I’m here to tell you my story
- I Was In a Fighting Tournament on an Alien Planet
- I was possessed by the devil himself
- I went to an old forum looking for an unusual problem and what I saw left me speechless
- I Went to the Forest to Meditate but Encountered a Gigantic Wise and Ancient Dildo Instead
- I work at NASA, and I discovered a horrible secret
- I work with NSYNC's final form and a sentient file folder, this is my story
- I'll never stop missing my hun
- I'm a botanist and my cell number is really close to the local priest's and it's weird
- I'm a professional rule follower
- I'm gonna spoil the entirety of Avengers Endgame
- I'm Never Sunbathing Again
- I'm on a subway. I keep seeing the same creature at every stop
- I'm possessed by a demon, mothafuckaz
- I've been losing time my entire life and I don't know what to do
- I've communed with otherworldly spirits
- I've found out a day of the week doesn't exist
- Iditarod
- If you go down to the park today...
- If you hear a zombie fart in a haunted outhouse, you need to sniff this as a matter of life and meth
- If you see a train at 3am... run
- Im a Real Doctor Therpaist and My Patients Are Cuckooo Bananas
- INVASION OF THE LITTLE TRASH MEN
- Is it true that when you die in your dreams you die in real life?
- It all happened when I was in the shower...
- It never comes off...
- It was bin day but they didn't collect my bins
- It was the time of the Great Coldening
- It wasn't a scamme
- It wasn't my fault, nor the ghost's, nor the ritual's, nor mom's
- It's not the Bermuda Triangle, it's the Bermuda Square. And the fourth corner... is my ass
- It's the Damn Apocalypse!
J
L
M
- Magic Lamp
- Magnet Day
- Malice Cooper
- MaRiO MaKeR VR
- Medical Impossibility
- Method Acting
- Microwave got taken over by a demon
- Milkman
- Mom, This is Why I Utterly Despise and Hate Dolls
- Mothman Gives Crazy Good Head
- Moving Homes
- Mr. DoodooFingers
- Muppet Babies
- My "The Apprentice" memorabilia collection is cursed or something
- My anime figure collection is haunted
- My Anime-Loving Roommate
- My boss just died in my arms
- My Boyfriend
- My Brother Came Back After 20 Years - He Was Different
- My brother disappeared into the dark net
- My Bugatti was stolen by Lil Pump
- My chair is possessed by JFK
- My childhood dog ran into the woods. When he returned, he was a naked drug addict named Phil
- My creepy 6 year old daughter is acting very creepy lately
- My Curse
- My dad died and my neighbor sent me a candle
- My Dad MURDERED somebody... and I WATCHED IT HAPPEN!
- My dad went to the doctor...
- My daughter's Barbie doll is possessed by a demon
- My Dog
- My entire family is creepy and British
- My Erect Penis Keeps Violently Killing People
- My favorite YouTuber has become a Cajun cooking channel and I'm the only one who notices
- My Fidget Spinner Hides a Horrible Secret
- My friend wrote a number that was not funny
- My Gift
- My Girlfriend Is a Red 1997 Honda Civic
- My girlfriend shouldn't have liked, commented, and subscribed to my OnlyFans
- My girlfriend's tattoo
- My Grandfather fought in the second world gravy war and he told me the scariest story I've ever heard
- My house is haunted for reals and it's spoopy
- My Love For Maple Sugar Nearly Ruined My Life
- My mirror self stares back at me
- My mum and dad are behaving weird
- My Mum's Secret
- My name is Lily Madwhip, and is that Barack Obama oh my fuCKING GOD HE JUST HIT AN OLD LADY WITH HIS CAR
- My Name Is S. Mann and I've Had Enough of This Nonsense
- My name is Whip Madlily and I remember things after they happen
- My neighbour is literally Hitler
- My neighbour's mail, to which i was a tool
- My parents are acting stranger than usual since the Pandemic
- My Phone Is Watching Me
- My shirts are following me
- My shit came alive and tried to crawl back up my ass
- My Shit Don't Stink
- My sleep paralisis demon is dummy thicc
- My sleep paralysis demon keeps trying to get me to join her pyramid scheme
- My Son Is Trapped in a Toilet
- My sperm tried to kill me
- My Stinky Little Secret
- My teenaged daughter asked me to prom
- My totally alive child is the cutest
- My tummy is haunted
- My uncle worked for Nintendo
- My whole house smells like ass
- My wife is losing it and I think it’s my fault
- My Wife the Werewolf
- My Wife's Weird Phase
N
- Never Anger Concreters
- Never do anything whatsoever, any time, anywhere, or something terrible will happen
- Never play truth or dare in a public restroom
- Never Trust GPS
- Never watch the spoop channel at 6:66 ppm
- New Deep Web Job
- Night shift at a convenient store
- Nightmare wood.sext
- No one told me to stay safe
- No Shadow Ned
O
- Oaf Hiccup
- October 21st, 2020
- Oh Damn
- Oh hecc oh fricc
- Old Man
- On a dark desert highway, east of Omaha
- On her 90th birthday, I posted a picture of my Grandma to Reddit
- On the Back Roads
- On the topic of sex, ghosts, lists of rules, shitposting, post shitting, and the thing my doctor found up my ass. Part 666
- One Raziel, one fate!
- Ooo I'm a ghost!
- Overlord
P
- Pablo B. Dicks
- Parallel universe Seinfeld pops up out of nowhere to perform observational comedy
- Penpal: Alternative Ending
- Piggy Pig
- Plague Doctor
- Please Be Careful When Blowing Bus Drivers At Disneyland Bathrooms
- Please Don't Walk in the Summer Sun
- Please God End This Misery
- Please listen to me, I dont know where I am
- Pleatherface
- Plot Twist: The Aliens Are Basically Nazis
- Pregnant With a Ghost
- Private Caller
- PSA: Stop putting evil ghosts into 8 bit video games
- Punked By a Skeleton
- Punko Fops
S
- Samuel Is Missing
- Santa stabbed me with his dick
- Scariest experience of my life
- Scary Man
- Scary unhumidly tall figure experience
- Shadows
- SHAPE-SHIFTING SKELETON
- Shart Games
- She Never Came to Work
- Sheetghost Shenanigans
- Sherlock Bones and the Regicide
- Sherlock Bones Rides Again
- Sherlock Bones' Right Royal Adventure
- Sherlock Bones: Calcium Detective
- Shit cum and fart whistle (a mario bros 3 freaky fettucine)
- Shrek 666
- Sirenhead Battles Depression
- Skeleton Apocalypse
- Skeleton Town
- Skeletons have feelings too!
- Skellocalypse Now
- Slenderman keeps pissing on my lawn
- So I'm boinking this chick, right?
- So You're in Danger of Going on the Naughty List
- Someone is hiding in my house
- Someone lives at my house, but it's not me
- Someone stole my shoes
- Something came in the mail today...
- Something Spooky I Noticed About Reddit
- Something Walks Whistling Past My House Every Morning
- Sonic the Hedge Fund
- Spare-O's Funeral Service
- Spider Tanks
- Spook.JPG
- Spooky Album
- Spooky CIA ghost hacked my microwave
- Spooky GameCube
- Spooky Toilet
- Stephen King Ate My Baby
- Stephen King Theory
- Studying Canadian Geese
- Stupid doll thing (from hell or whatever)
T
- Tarot Tortoise
- Teeth (Like the Film) but They're in My Ass
- Texts
- That Man
- That Time I Used Shamanism to Make Up to My Sister
- The 21st
- The Adventures of Mordred the Dark Wizard
- The arachnid people have taken over
- The Beat Saber Masacre
- The Being
- The Bird That Flew by Was Black
- The Blindfold
- The Bloke
- The Bone Gnomes
- The Break Room Microwave
- The budget for my nightmares is getting smaller
- The Bug Catcher
- The Buzz
- The Call of Ulthairo
- The Candy Game
- THE CAPSLOCK GHOST VISITED ME LAST NIGHT
- The Chair at the Centre of the Universe
- The Cheers Theme
- The Chicken Thing on the Doorstep
- The Chickens in the Walls
- The Clock
- The closet in my room
- The Clown's Pies
- The Crashing of Glass
- The Curse
- The Cursed Board game
- The cursed COD Zombies
- The Cursed Omelet-Amulet
- The Dark Bottle
- The DARK secrets of Super Mario 3D World
- The Darkness of the Black Gate
- The Day Animals Took Over the World
- The demons are whispering to me again
- The Devil and I Had a Jerkoff-athon
- The Doom That Threatens Us All
- The Door
- The Entity at the Crossroads
- The Evil Fridge
- The Evil Jigsaw Puzzle
- The Fiddle Made of Gold
- The Final Log of the USS Onion
- The Final Milking of Jack Reacheround
- The Forest
- The Furby from Hell
- The Garbage Man
- The Genie in the Bottle
- The ghost is an addict
- The Ghost of my Ambition
- The Ghost Town in My Office
- The Ghost Train to Hades
- The Ghost Who Got Scared
- The ghost who was sexy but also a bit scary and I had to decide whether they were more sexy than scary or what
- The Ghosts in the Woods
- The gost of Alberto Einhorn
- The Great Chicken God
- The Guru
- The Haunted Bicycle
- The Haunted Dead Ghost Who Couldn't Say Boo
- The Headless Driver of Scary Road
- The Horror from the Casket
- The Horseless Headman
- The Invasion of the struggling writers
- The Joke
- The Kidnapping Case of Mr. Tommy Pee Pee
- The Legend of Olaf Skullcrusher
- The Lego Yoda curse
- The Licked Hand
- The Lloydmaster
- The Missing Case of Mr. Willy
- The Monopoly Board
- The Monster
- The Most Coherent Doodooman Re-Run
- The Mouldy Crustacean
- The Nameless Terror
- The Note
- The Numbers The Numbers The Numbers (Switcheroo)
- The Overlook
- The Pager
- The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man
- The Pit of Orphans
- The Pizza Man Rings at Midnight
- The poop in my toilet is disappearing
- The Poop of Dorian Gray
- The Pooping Man
- The Protector Chronicles: The Lone Cyst. Act 1
- The Rabbet Man
- The Real Lost SpongeBob Episode Has Been Found
- The robot that was just one arm on some tracks
- The scariest day ever
- The Scary Hallway
- The Silhouette of My Cat Crossed My Path in the Darkness
- The Sit Down
- The sitter and the clown statue
- The sole reason you are still alive right now
- The Spooky Cemetery
- The Spring Ritual
- The Staircase
- The straight man's nightmare
- The stupid demon is ruining my life!
- The Swans Are up for Grabs
- The Sweating Issue
- The Talking Dog of Little China
- The Terrible Secret of Space
- The terrible tail of ferret void eyes
- The Thing in the Bathroom
- The Thing that Came Down My Chimney is Not David Lee Roth
- The thing that came down the chimney isn't Santa
- The thirstiest are those that don't drink water
- The time I played chubby bunny with my father's ass
- The Tip
