ITS COOKIN TIME
Author's note: My first pasta, sorry if it's cringe. The pasta is NOT based on a true story.
I remember seing weird series on YouTube when I was a kid... The name of the series was "ITS COOKIN TIME"... I think it was originally made in 2008..?
I don't really remember, it's been so long since the last time I saw it.
I'll try to explain everything as much as possible, even tho I barely remember anything about the series.
ABOUT THE SERIES
So the first thing I've mentioned is that the show was made in 2008, although it could be made from 2007 - 2009. What I clearly remember is that it was deleted in early 2010 due to some controversial episodes. The entire channel was deleted, as well as every social media page of everyone who was participating in the series. The show was clearly made in MS Paint however few episodes featured live footage which we'll get to later. The plot was very basic. Main character chooses a food to cook, everyone cooks, few mistakes happen, everyone learns a lesson and everyone enjoys the food that they made. However that wasn't in every episode... In some of them it was just the main characters messing around in the kitchen, And few episode just had a live footage of an animal and kids explained fun facts about the animal, what important role it plays, and what dishes use this animal. As I said before, there were controversial episodes, which were all live action (and 1 2d episode). People said it featured dead animals and a lot of gore, even some zoophelia.. I haven't watch the live action episodes myself because they always scared me for some reason, but I do recall seing rotten animal corpses in some episode... Also, in some episodes there was cursing and drug refrences, which was odd for a series made by children... But I didn't pay much attention to it so maybe it was fine in the late 2000's. Another weird thing to point out is that every description to some butcher site where you can buy meat..? It probably was like a sponsor thing but it had "Buy our meat" near the link...
CHARACTERS
As I remember, there were 5 characters in total. They were named after their VA's: Jake - Green haired boy, Abby - Black haired girl, Jenny - Brown haired girl, who was my most favourite out of them, Dexter- Red haired boy, and the Narrator.
The narrator was the only adult and probably the one who was directing these sieries. Usually he just explained what was happening on screen, though he acted... Quite strange... Like in one scene Jenny accidentally drops bread and the narrator goes: "Oh no! Abby dropped our breed! Well, that's not a big deal. Mistakes happen... Like her entire FUCKING LIFE IS A MISTAKE-". For some reason this part was funny for me back then. The narrator also felt... "too inapropriate" to these children... Speaking about the children... Jake was mostly the main character, he was basicly this stereotipic psycho chef and always acted creepy... Kinda too creepy to be honest... And he sounded almost like his voice was pitched up to sound more like a kid's voice... Abby wasn't much of a difference either but her role was to help others in case some of them will have trouble cooking. She was very positive, to the point where she just laughed it off when somebody sliced their finger. Jenny was probably the most normal out of the bunch. She was shy and anxious... Always tried to be the best at cooking but for some reason the entire cast just straight up bullies her for nothing. Especially the narrator, he has a veeery bad relation with Jenny and sometimes even called her slurs.... We'll talk about that later... Last one is Dexter and he was basically the trixter. Always messed up the ingredients, lied to the characters and pulled pranks. He was actually the first one to leave the cast, just after episode 4... And the reason might be very... very dark...
EPISODE 5
First 4 episode weren't much unordinary, the characters cooked dishes, explained stuff animals, and were just having fun... But things changed pretty fast after episode 5... I personaly remember this episode very well due to how much it traumatized me... I'll try to explain it in as much details as possable. The name was "Hungry for Hungary". The episode starts off with the usual intro... I think it goes like "~Come on everyone, it's cooking time~!". Then it was just the normal transition.. Jake explained what they were doing today.... And the dish was Hungarian Goulash... OH, RIGHT! About the food theeming. Each episode had a dish from a random country which the characters had too cook. The order for me wasn't that important but people found the order of countries strange... There was a theory that the order spells DEATH if you combine every first letter of each country... So, 1st episode - Denmark, 2nd episode - Egypt, 3rd episode - Australia, 4th episode - Tajikistan, and finally episode 5 - Hungary... I'm pretty sure it's just a coincindence and nothing else... Okay, now to the episode itself. The first few minutes are normal, until Jenny asked for the beef, which was important for the dish... The narrator said "It looks like we're out of beef! We'll have to go to the butcher!" Jake - "But it's 9 pm! I'm too scared to go outside in the night!". And Abby agrees.
So they send Jenny alone to the butcher and this scene HORRYFIED ME. Jenny was walking slowly through the black forest. The only sound that was hear was the leafs which she was stepping on. she was looking around and her face was slowly turning blue. Probably to show her being scared. She walked for like a minute and then say the butcher's store. So she went in and asked for some beef...
Aaand.... here's where things get very weird because in previous episodes, the butcher looked like just a normal friendly butcher. He was a little buff and had a smile. However, for some reason in this episode he was wearing a bloody pig head and wasn't mooving at all. Jenny then asked for the beef and the butcher just slid her a bag with some bleeding meat. Jenny just grabbed the bag and went to the door, but just when she was about the leave, the butcher said: "... Money?" Jenny said she didn't have any money. (For some reason the cast expected her to have money for the beef.). The butcher stayed silent for a moment and said: "... Then you can't have this meat". Jenny plead to give her some leftover meat but the butcher had other idea... Then the screen showed the butcher cutting something and we quicly see the butcher's shop. Afer some time a horrifying scream is heard. it last's for 4 seconds and then everything suddenly cuts to black. After few seconds we see Jenny at the front door... Her eyes were closed and she was smiling. She had one hand behind her back and one was holding a bag with bleeding meat. Suddenly she said: "I brought meat!". Jake said: "Oh wow thanks Jenny! You even brought tomato sauce!". Screen goes to a bowl of Goulash and sounds of eating are heard. Then Abby says: "Oh wow Jenny! Where did you find this tasty meat?". Sudenly everything just goes quiet and after few seconds narrator says: "And remember kids, never trust strangers, even if they are your parents". And the episode ends... This episode sparked a lot of controversy, especially after the fact that Jenny stopped appearing after episode 5. And after some more episodes, Abby stopped showing up too. Fith episode was probably the one after which people started questioning who was the person behind these series. People found out that the person who made these series was named Patrick Williams. And soon a lot of controversy sparked around him.
THE CONTROVERSY
After the 6th episode, people found out why Dexter stopped appearing. His parents filed a lawsut due Dexter coming back home with brusies. However, Patrick said that they had no actuall evidences of him being abusive to Dexter. Jenny's situation is way worse... Some people actually found Patrick's house, and sometimes heard a girl scream at night. But after episode 7, some user emailed Patrick himself about the situation and got an awful respnse... Nude pictures of Jenny and Patrick himself. One of the pictures had Jenny locked to a bed, bleeding out of her.... Y'know... It was obvious that Patrick was not only an abuser, but also a molester. We also hear him screaming at Abby in episode 9 because she said "the wrong line". The police was quickly informed and rushed to Patrick's house, but when they entered, Patrick nor Abby or Jenny were there. The thought they were at the wrong house, until they found a hand on a plate with a note that said... Jenny. The channel of the seriese was deleted right after the police investigation. After some time the police found a secret door in the same house. When they opened it, there was a dark room... They got a flashlight, and found Jenny's dismembered body, as well as Patrick laying on a matres with his neck, somach and private part sliced open. His intestence were missing. However, there was comepletely zero presence of Abby. I actually found an article about a missing child called Abby Woodings, but some people speculate that Abby was just murdered and hid in Patrick's house. And there were rumors that Dexter actually died due to cancer, 1 year after the series were deleted.
I saved 1 minute of the 5th episode, but the other episodes are fully lost...
Credited to DIMA
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