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▲ The Tome I found in my attic
▲ How I read a few words, and
▲ Now my dog’s acting erratic.
▲ I doubt you want to hear about
▲ The strange noises under my bed.
▲ How a hand taps at my window,
▲ All gooey and bloody red.
▲ I doubt you want to hear about
▲ The giant ants raiding my fridge.
▲ How they stole most my food
▲ And ate my parakeet Midge.
▲ A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
▲ And drop down blazing hail.
▲ I doubt you want to hear about
▲ The red eyes glowing in my closet.
▲ How blue mice with green tails
▲ Stole my gold coins and locket.
▲ I doubt you want to hear about
▲ The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
▲ How they track mud and dirt
I doubt you want to hear about
▲ All over my nice clean floors.
▲ The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
I doubt you want to hear about
▲ Inside out and steal away my brain.
▲ I doubt you want to hear about
▲ The latest predicament I’m in,
▲ Involving a tall, faceless guy
▲ And a kid with a grin.
▲ You think the things I willingly tell
▲ Are so very phony,
▲ Unlike your favorite show
▲ Which is My Little Pony.
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Revision as of 22:52, 1 February 2015
I doubt you want to hear about
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and
Now my dog’s acting erratic.
I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.
I doubt you want to hear about
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.
I doubt you want to hear about
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.
I doubt you want to hear about
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.
I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.
I doubt you want to hear about
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.
I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I’m in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
And a kid with a grin.
You think the things I willingly tell
Are so very phony, Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.
Written by Mmpratt99 deviantart