I Got a Strange Episode of Sesame Street Mailed to Me: Difference between revisions

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“YES… you shall make a MIGHTY fine first sacrifice!” The figure then ran into an alley, muffling the muppet’s screams of helplessness with his arm.  “Ehehehehe! Say, you’ve eaten quite a few cookies already haven’t you? Well, how about some MILK to wash it down with, you stupid blue carpet rug!”  
 
I was appalled when i heard those words, who the fuck would break into the set of a children’sfamily-friendly show and rapeviolate one of the puppets dressed like the invisible man?  The figure then unzipped his pants to reveal his girthy peenus weenus and shoved it intoinside Cookie Monster’s rectal cavityMonster, making him scream “NOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP! HELP ME PLEASE! RAAAAPE!” His screams sounded nothing like his usual self, as if the actual actor was in pain.
 
“Please rape you, huh? Gladly! ACK ACK ACK ACK!” the masked rapist replied and thrusted harder into his anus. The horrible scene lasted exactly 3 minutes and 17 seconds. When the figure said “Oooooh yeah, get ready to get my hot load in your hot hole, bitch ass COCK-ie monster!”, he then thrusted so hard Cookie’s eyes flew off and splattered onto the wall of the building they were next to. The camera then showed a hyper-realistic close-up of his splattered eyeballs on the wall; i nearly puked at the sight. The figure then dropped the blue soggy muppet’s corpse and sighed in ecstasy. The camera then showed a hyper-realistic close-up of Cookie’s cum-filled assbody; i then puked on the floor.
 
“Aaaah, that was simply DIVINE! Now that i’m all greased up and ready to go, now my conquest can-“