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I used to love Sesame Street when i was a mere fetus, much like everyone else. I used to tune into it every single time it was on, loving the all the characters and songs and whatnot, it was the peak of my childhood. Yes, those were the days….
However, my views on this simple show meant for young children would be completely shattered (alongside several other things) one fateful day when i got that package…
It was a nice Saturday afternoon; i was browsing twitter, harassing
“Yo, uh, got a package for a Mr. Dongus Mcfuckfarts. Seems rather light.”
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“What the fuck?” i said aloud. Was someone stalking me? What the hell didn’t i know? What was waiting for me on the bed? I hobbled over to that room, and on my bed i found another piece of paper saying “soon. go to the kitchen and open the freezer.” After 3 hours of me walking around my house, i was lead to my office, and on my chair was a VHS tape and one last piece of paper that wrote:
{{email|“okay, enough trolling. you are worthy enough to learn who you really are. watch this, it has a million answers to your thousand questions. however, the content of this tape is not for the faint of heart. proceed with caution, and accept your fate.
-G”}}
I was tired, but all too curious to watch this tape and see what all the fuss was about. However, i didn’t have anything to watch it with. However, as soon as i turned around, a VCR manifested behind me with yet another paper slip saying “oh sorry forgot you didn’t have anything to play it on”. I put down the hundreds of pieces of paper i was carrying and hooked it up to my TV, popped the tape in, got comfy, and started watching the tape that would change the course of human history as we know it.
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That body was me. I was skeleton.
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