I Quoted Rick and Morty During Sex

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So this happened a few years ago, but my fiancé and I were talking about this today and revived this buried memory.

I had just been introduced to Rick and Morty, and we were binge watching all the episodes. My favorite was "Get Schwifty" where all the planets had to compete to appease the Giant Heads that would say "Show me what you goooottt" in a really flat, loud voice. Well, I found myself quoting it all the time for any situation that I felt was relevant, and it had somewhat started to annoy my fiancé. I'm sure you can see where this is going.

We had started trying to use more dirty talk with one another in the bedroom, which was somewhat new for us. One night things started to heat up, and I asked him to take his pants off for me. As I brought my face south of the equator, he asked me if I wanted to see what he had down there.

And I felt it, rising from within me. I couldn't even control it, as I blurted out "Show me what you goootttt"

Needless to say, I killed the mood. It also didn't help when I tried to recover by saying "I like what you goootttt" afterward.

TL;DR: Quoted Rick and Morty to my fiancé before a blow job and killed the mood.

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