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I am writing this out as a cautionary tale. I don’tdon't wanna make this a long story. But I feel that it’sit's necessary to describe what has been happening the past few hours.
 
For a little backstory, I am a 17-year-old dude from Arizona. And I’mI'm about 6ft2, 210 pounds extra thicc. And my family and us live in a more secluded part of Arizona. I won’twon't say exactly where as I don’tdon't want to Dox myself.
 
But onto the story, so it was around 7 PM last week when I smelled something. It smelt like smegma, and possibly blood. I remember the smell was coming from my underwear. And when I looked inside I saw that there was a foreskinwalker inside my undies.
 
Needless to say I shit myself, I don’tdon't know if the shit scared the foreskinwalker. But I haven’thaven't seen it in about a week but. Every now and then when I’mI'm taking a shower I can still hear the sounds of what appears to be a foreskin walker.
 
If anybody has any information on what could be going on with me it would be greatly appreciated I will try to keep you updated in the comments down below.
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