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(Created page with "(THIS STORY IS A CONTINUATION OF The Concert From Hell) thumb|The Fred Durst head incident in Johnstown, PA Yes. I am the infamous Fred Durst, the frontman of Limp Bizkit. It is true that I have a raging contagious form of HIV, however, I am only a host and therefor do not exhibit any symptoms. I am also a former devil who was recruited by God himself to rid the world of all evil. He specifically ordered me to form Limp Bizkit, as he knew that L...")
 
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(THIS STORY IS A CONTINUATION OF [[The Concert From Hell]])
(THIS STORY IS A CONTINUATION OF [[The Concert From Hell]])
[[File:Fredhead.png|thumb|The Fred Durst head incident in Johnstown, PA]]
[[File:Fredhead.png|thumb|The Fred Durst head incident in Johnstown, PA]]
Yes. I am the infamous Fred Durst, the frontman of Limp Bizkit. It is true that I have a raging contagious form of HIV, however, I am only a host and therefor do not exhibit any symptoms. I am also a former devil who was recruited by God himself to rid the world of all evil. He specifically ordered me to form Limp Bizkit, as he knew that Limp Bizkit haters are ontologically evil.
Yes. I am the infamous Fred Durst, the frontman of Limp Bizkit. It is true that I have a raging contagious form of HIV, however, I am only a carrier and therefor do not exhibit any symptoms. I am also a former devil who was recruited by God himself to rid the world of all evil. He specifically ordered me to form Limp Bizkit, as he knew that Limp Bizkit haters are ontologically evil.


However, Limp Bizkit fans can also be ontologically evil, many of them also being devils in disguise. Especially those from Johnstown, PA, as that town is infested by Devil's minions.
However, Limp Bizkit fans can also be ontologically evil, many of them also being devils in disguise. Especially those from Johnstown, PA, as that town is infested by Devil's minions.