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My name is Sargent Lance Corporal Private Steven J. Buttkis. I have been a SWAT team leader since I was old enough to jack off. I have more fuzz on my peach than you have on your whole cucumber. I am the living embodiment of what it is to be a man. You know Dwayne
So last night we get a call to an apartment block on the shitty side of LA. So we gear up and hop in the van. The whole ride over we are mad dogging the crackheads and junkies. At one point I even shove my dick out the window to show them how alpha I am. We all talk about how much fucking cooler we are than the junkies and we all take turns saying '
When we arrive, we stack up outside of the main entrance of the building. My second in command tickles my asshole with his pointer finger which is our go sign. I breach the door with a metric fucking ton of C4 and we move in. Suddenly and without warning ,at the top of the stairs, a woman holding a baby shaped gun that is crying draws down at me. I shoot her and her baby shaped gun in their fucking faces and they go down like a sack of potatoes.
My second in command fingers my ass again to signal we can move up. I yell clear and we ascend the staircase. When we hit the top a man runs in our direction yelling
'Move forward,' my second in commands finger tells my asshole.
When we hit the top of the second floor, two child sized adults playing with a red spherical rubber bomb sit in the middle of the floor. They are rolling it back and forth. They look over to me and my team.
But I again see through the ruse.
I know what to do, he thinks I
So we go back to the truck and pull the nuke out of the back and they move it to the basement. As we are driving away, I look at my second in command.
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