I am smarter than you

My IQ is off the charts, what kind of genius do I compare to in my world? There is no way to accurately describe the gap that exists between me and normal humans.

You know who Shakespeare was? Good. He was utterly dumb compared to me. I am an actual deity of my language. My words are so perfect when created, that every sentence is grammatical. That is what I am capable of.

My IQ is literally off the charts in the top 99.95 percentile. My comprehension skills of the English language make Albert Einsten a blubbering idiot. I have the ability to write anything at the flip of a moment, and I guarantee it will be grammatically correct. My spelling and grammar is impeccable as I type on my 150% keyboard with my 12 inch hands. You should really be ashamed of yourself.

The only person to ever have a brain as large as mine was Alan Turing. But I am just so much better than him. I am Alan Turing if he was an actual god. I am the greatest linguistic genius in all of history. You will never be the same as me. I am beyond you. My intelligence is simply too much for you.

I am the best of the best when it comes to communication. You could even call my skills "divine". My ability to create words is unlike anything you have ever seen. My knowledge of the English language is infinite.

I am the most amazing individual ever to exist in human history. I could write an entire book with the most complex and intricate vocabulary just for you. I am basically perfect in my usage of the English language, to an absolutely divine level.

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