I ate your doorframe

one day i was walking home, and in the corner of my eye i could've sworn i saw something rushing at full speed. i brushed it off and went home anyway, and what i saw was horrifying. my door frame looked like a massive chunk was bitten right off it, it made me sick to my stomach. i reported this to the cops, but they didn't listen to me as they instead said "i'm sorry but we do not help with door frames, maybe call a handyman next time dumbass??" i was SUPER PISSED. how could they ignore me like this??? but again, i brushed it off, and then it happened. one night i was sleeping and i ended up waking up in the middle of the night, that's when i began to hear scurrying, and i saw a man standing in my room, next to the door. he then something i would never forget, he said "i ate your doorframe". i obviously got PISSED. "it was you all along?!" i shrieked,he didn't say anything else, he just said that he ate my doorframe, multiple times. "WHY DID YOU EAT MY DOORFRAME?!?!?!?" i punched him in the face and kept slapping him over and over and over and over and over and over and over. i killed him and then a skeleton popped out

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