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I work at a company. I found an envelope with rules that weren't in the employment manual.
 
 
I opened the envelope that I had found tucked away at the back of my desk drawer. On the aged, yellow paper there was scrawled 8 simple rules. I skim read them and was absolutely terrified, and slightly aroused, by what I read. Immediately I went to my boss, Jeff.
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