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[[File:Trying his best here.png|thumb|Ice.ROM is trying his best here]] |
[[File:Trying his best here.png|thumb|Ice.ROM is trying his best here]] |
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''THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION BUT SLIGHTLY EDITED! A REWRITE MIGHT BE MADE SOMETIME THOUGH!'' |
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'''Thee story''' |
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Hi, my name is Cornelius Hasoro’th the 7th, but you can call me Con for short. JK my name is Claire. I like Mega Man. |
Hi, my name is Cornelius Hasoro’th the 7th, but you can call me Con for short. JK my name is Claire. I like Mega Man. |
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THIS MEANT WAR. |
THIS MEANT WAR. |
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WA R ! ! |
WA R ! ! |
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He ran into me and ONE HIT KILLED ROCK. FUCK AW MAN. But I didn’t get taken to a game over or the beginning screen. It went to a black screen for about 6 minutes, but i didn’t check to see if it crashed or get up to do something else, i just sat there staring blankly at the screen for 6 fuckin minutes. Suddenly, it turned to dark red which honestly made me jump. Then, I saw a pair of blue dots staring back at me. Ice Man faded in, that bastard! He looked at me, his bloodied eyes piercing my very soul in which i totally have. He grinned widely and said: ‘Your next, uh...um…’ wait, did he not actually know my name? ‘A..a..Anthony..? John…?’ HAHA i got him this time! ‘Wait, Cut Man knew my name, but not YOU? What the hell?’ ‘Cut knew it…? I should have asked...fuck…’ He was getting nervous. ‘So, you’re sure your name’s not Anthony? Or James? Sarah? No? Um…’ I laughed in Claire. ‘HAHA I HAVE FOUND A WEAKNESS, ICE SANS’ |
He ran into me and ONE HIT KILLED ROCK. FUCK AW MAN. But I didn’t get taken to a game over or the beginning screen. It went to a black screen for about 6 minutes, but i didn’t check to see if it crashed or get up to do something else, i just sat there staring blankly at the screen for 6 fuckin minutes. Suddenly, it turned to dark red which honestly made me jump. Then, I saw a pair of blue dots staring back at me. Ice Man faded in, that bastard! He looked at me, his bloodied eyes piercing my very soul in which i totally have. He grinned widely and said: ‘Your next, uh...um…’ wait, did he not actually know my name? ‘A..a..Anthony..? John…?’ HAHA i got him this time! ‘Wait, Cut Man knew my name, but not YOU? What the hell?’ ‘Cut knew it…? I should have asked...fuck…’ He was getting nervous. ‘So, you’re sure your name’s not Anthony? Or James? Sarah? No? Um…’ I laughed in Claire. ‘HAHA I HAVE FOUND A WEAKNESS, ICE SANS’ |
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‘STOP MOCKING ME I’M TRYING MY BEST’ he yelled at me. |
‘STOP MOCKING ME I’M TRYING MY BEST’ he yelled at me. |
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‘Yet I am.’ |
‘Yet I am.’ |
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He was clearly getting angry. His face was getting redder and he was mumbling. It reminded me of a 4 year old. He stomped a few times and yelled before COMING OUTTA THE FUCKIN SCREEN LIKE |
He was clearly getting angry. His face was getting redder and he was mumbling. It reminded me of a 4 year old. He stomped a few times and yelled before COMING OUTTA THE FUCKIN SCREEN LIKE |
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WTF |
WTF |
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HES COMING OUT OF THE SCREEN |
HES COMING OUT OF THE SCREEN |
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WHAT VIDEODROME MOTHERFUCKA IS THIS DUDE |
WHAT VIDEODROME MOTHERFUCKA IS THIS DUDE |
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As he stepped his hyper realistic body into my room i felt a sudden urge to hug this prick for some reason. I ran up and glomped him (anybody remember glomping?) and squeezed the life outta him. ‘WHAT THE...I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!’ He growled. I said ‘You may be a dick but you’re still in Ice Man’s body and he’s the cuddliest character you could have chosen. Sucker.’ I did an awesome evil laugh. ‘LET ME GO F--’ he yelled at me. ‘FINE’ I let him go and now my Breaking Benjamin shirt was covered in blood. Aw shit, my grandpa gave that to me. Meh i have 2 hoodies anyway, and a SOAD shirt. ‘WELL AS I WAS GOING TO DO…’ he started, ‘No no no wait, you’re gonna murder me in cold blood, right? Am I?’ i said really enthusiastically for some reason. But trust me, i was totally shook. Yes. I was. I swear! Anyways, he turned to me and said ‘...Uh, yeah, what else did you expect?’ ‘Well, I expected for me to take you in as my slave! HAHAHA!’ I cackled manically. I pulled out my Thunder Beam in which I obtained from Elec Man and pointed it at him. ‘NOW, SLAVE, BEND OVER’ |
As he stepped his hyper realistic body into my room i felt a sudden urge to hug this prick for some reason. I ran up and glomped him (anybody remember glomping?) and squeezed the life outta him. ‘WHAT THE...I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!’ He growled. I said ‘You may be a dick but you’re still in Ice Man’s body and he’s the cuddliest character you could have chosen. Sucker.’ I did an awesome evil laugh. ‘LET ME GO F--’ he yelled at me. ‘FINE’ I let him go and now my Breaking Benjamin shirt was covered in blood. Aw shit, my grandpa gave that to me. Meh i have 2 hoodies anyway, and a SOAD shirt. ‘WELL AS I WAS GOING TO DO…’ he started, ‘No no no wait, you’re gonna murder me in cold blood, right? Am I?’ i said really enthusiastically for some reason. But trust me, i was totally shook. Yes. I was. I swear! Anyways, he turned to me and said ‘...Uh, yeah, what else did you expect?’ ‘Well, I expected for me to take you in as my slave! HAHAHA!’ I cackled manically. I pulled out my Thunder Beam in which I obtained from Elec Man and pointed it at him. ‘NOW, SLAVE, BEND OVER’ |
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So yeah basically I have a creepypasta slave robot that does my every biding. |
So yeah basically I have a creepypasta slave robot that does my every biding. |
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'''Can I go home now?''' |
'''Can I go home now?''' |
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DAMNIT ICE STOP MESSING WITH THE TEXT |
DAMNIT ICE STOP MESSING WITH THE TEXT |
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'''I can read that telepathically you know''' |
'''I can read that telepathically you know''' |
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EXACTLY NOW FINISH MAKING ME MY RAMEN BITCH OR YOU GET 20 MORE STROKES TO THE BACK WITH THE WHIP |
EXACTLY NOW FINISH MAKING ME MY RAMEN BITCH OR YOU GET 20 MORE STROKES TO THE BACK WITH THE WHIP |
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'''YES MASTER I’M SORRY''' |
'''YES MASTER I’M SORRY''' |
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Ok that was my story thanks for reading |
Ok that was my story thanks for reading |
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