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Everything worked out well in the end. I completely got over my hatred of Coco Pops, and I even applied for an internship at Kellogg's which failed miserably. Bastards. Also, I ditched my friends for a new group of friends who all look like present day Macaulay Culkin and they have super long hair which reaches the floor. "Stay away from them!" Paulie commanded, but I did not listen and I forced myself into the Culkin lookalikes friend group. Probably best I ditched Paulie as not long after this incident, he, Gabriel Mountain, and Tuba all robbed the Bikini Bottom Mint. That'll save some pennies right reader? I have to thank Tyme Share if he had not messed up my drink, I never would have found a new love in Coco Pops. Although, that does make me bring up the question. Was it all real? Did I really help out Coco and his friends, did I really see an crocodile ride in a mine cart, and did I really get a pipsqueak patty when what I really wanted was a piece of toast or maybe even a crust of bread. No crust of bread for those in need no cheeses for these mices! Sorry to have to end it in such an anti climatic way, but I until have some answers to those questions I'm afraid we're going to have to end it here. Goodbye for now readers. And just remember, there's a spanner in the works!
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