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"Jeesus words will kalm me down." I said an readed my favrat part were the bad guys putted nails in him but HE DOSENT CARE becos JESOOS IS HARDCORE!11
Wile I was reedin I herd some noses comin from don the street so I looked oat the windo an a
Zim getting killed almost by Dpi! I ranned down an taked the crossifix neklase I have an stabed it thru Dips neck so it cam out the otter side.
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Eh scrootched his hed it was gettin more big sinse he got to hi skool an felt a weird bumps there. "
To be continued!
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"Welcum to my commode!" Zimmed Zim he was all prod of the strange hosue.
The opened
We both lolled at Girs funny an wents insyde. "So ur relay an alien?" Zim taked his fase of to see he hads atneenos an red eyes.
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"So reddy to lern bout Jesus?" Zim nodded wit head so I telled him the down lo.<br />"1 day befour anyone was alife there wus a girl named Mary (but her last name wasant Sue LOL) an wen she was sleepin God came a nocked her up an the babby
"So God date rapped her?" He sayd.<br />"No lol tehy never went on a date!
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Zim got scarred an holded Gir they was shakin all fritened. "Dot worry guys Jesoonll save all the good Cristans I dont bout the otters
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"I wanta ot be Christan 2." I smied sadly. "Surry Gir but dogs dont have sols so u cant be a Crischain."
Bu his skin camed off Gir
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Then a
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But jusb efore they cud kill
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"Thanks for savin us
I bushed at his complilament but Zim was kinna jeloose lookin. "Gloria I thot we was gonna Christan me not flirt wif a guy."
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"Ho bout u Girl?" He nod to. "
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"Ill have the mozrella stacks pleese." I didant get mad at rood water becos a reel CHristan has to turn the otter cheek.
Nee was ver impress "Gloria u have such Christian." The water brote the mmozzellera stacks an we sturted eatin em but the cheese got alls stuck so we keeped etin an got closer an closer an closuer
"OMG THIS BLOODY SODDIN PLASE IS THE WERST EVAR YOU WANKIN BURGERS OH GOD SAFE THE QUEEN!1111″
IT
He was grabin Lobsters from teh tanks an throwin im at pepole!
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"Hi my names Dib I want to join yur gang." ProotyDog, the liter of da TEEN RAGERS happied at new member an shacked Dip's hand.
"Welcame abort, but first u
TO BE CONTINUED!<br />That was sum AKSHUN PACKED chaptar huh! The nest 1 will be more on the down lo to earth. Also if anyoen can gess what teh part wif Simon Coleb is based of than u get a camo!1111!
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"Lol dose anyoen no were Nee lifes?" Zim an Gir nodded no with heads this wud be diffulct.
I thot bout were I cold find him wen gess who showed up? It
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"BTW has u seen Nee were lookin for him?" I addled an Gaz thotted for a minuet
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Then I goat a call on my cell fone it
This was relay bad news Nee loked at me an said "Go an safe her Gloria Ill hold of these b******." So Zim n me an Gir wented to the areport. "Not so fast b****!1!" Prettaydok excreamed an throwed a motzletov coketail at me.
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We ran down streets an I was textin Zooy to loachasun her but we was goin to slow. "Wate I have a idean." Zim ranned of an came back
"We can use this to find her fast." I jumbed inside the Crooser an we wented more faster than the sped of lite an were alreddy at the areport.<br />There I sawed it:<br />A plane had crushed inot the side wall an there was tons of ded dudes an blood an guts an gross an Zooy was tied up wif a swatchblade at her throte held
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"NOT SOO FAST U BLOODY WONKER!2!1″ Britished a guy an he shoted the anvil so it move an didant hit Zooy. "Noone soddin messes wif my GIRLFREND!" He was sooper tall an blonde wit glazes it
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Alls them started lollin an Dib noo soon he wold get final
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I was tiered for Zim actin so strange round Nee so I yelled "OMG Zim wats ur problem?" He was bout to answer
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I looked careful to see an the playa
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It had crit his juggler vane an remberin that made him even more blangry.
He taked of a gun an say to Ragers. "Wate I can still kill sumwon." Then he shooted THE GUN an it hitted sumwon an they screemed an died. I loked an saw it
"No my dotter sun yur too strength." Proffer Mambrane said with acuse.
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Zooy an Steven was bunkin downstars wen I
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That nite Dib was at his hose it was all empty now sinse killin Dad n Gas an he was a robot hand an eye pash now.
There was nock at door so Dib went to answer ite. He open door an saw a guy on a flame bike he had lethur cloths an skelton head that was on fire. It
"Dip, thy
Dib o-mouthed Ghos Rider was at his hoem? "Ghost RIdder? Yur more lik a Nite Rider lol." Ghost Riter was not amoosed tho, an said "I haf come with a massage from thy dark mastar."
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"Bu how I do that?" Dib was exited but kinna scarred from the revlation. Now he had powors to get back at Zim an the Teen Ragers AN Gloria Deskchannel!
"To make it u will haf to kill the secon conning of
So much char develtoment in this chapter, next one Im gonna take a brake from the instense an do a veray spesal one thatll be more diffrant.
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"Whats the down lo guys?" I asked to them an they all lolled at me an showed teh screen. It
There was only 1 persons who cudda done
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There was tons a flamerz lick Alecmoreto, an Strong Bad, an Kokoreeah alls lollin at me from tere privat camras on a huge screen on teh wall. Then a gurl camet out on da stage wearin a mean cloths that say "Marrissa Suks" an "FLAMER 4 LYFE" an otter bad stuffs. It
She was the liter affer Ringmater retried to talk bout ponies.
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"Allrite ever one are u all reddy to mak fun of dum Gloria Deshannel?" Skep trolled an piked up a mike an started to sung "I wanna flame an troll all nite! An MST durn the day!"
All the trolls started dancin frum the funky beets an I
He got a sad look on his face (HA I GOAT IT RITE THIS TIME, EET IT FALMER TROLLZ) an said.<br />"Im sorry Glroia, but I ham in love with Skep!
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This was to far, Id had it wif theese m************ trolls flamin me an my storys. "Enoff! Im am gonna bring this plase down!" I ran up to da screen an jump kicked it an blowed it up so it said BOOM BOOM WHAM BAM an didant work no more.
All the trolls gotted angary an I saw that in the behind
"Were frends of the falmer trollz so wen u mess wit them u mess wif us!" They tae dot nifes an nettles with bad grugs an HIV innem reddy to kill me.
"U wudant let me be in yur gang, so now yur gonna be MY GANG!" The monster lolled evillily an thats wen I realised it
He graped the Teen Ragers an brethed fire on them so they turnformed into Flamin Skeltons call the "The FLame Ragers".
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A crash yelled owt from the door it
"Those gits are soddin bloody wankers an is that Dibe?" I doble jumped onto the sycle an Stpehen pumped the ingishun reel fast.<br />"Wheres Zooy?" I asked fraid for my sistars savety. "Shes still at hoem we must get there OH DEAR GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!1!11″
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My buck started hurtin reel bad lick I had been staped or sumthin
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Invader Zim: Bron Agan Chrisstun<br />Chapter Sevent: Hellck on Earth
I felled towards the grond but my bak hurted sooooo bad. I cudant see Steefen I think he was maybe died an was fallin more fast
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"WARE IS THE SEKUND CONTIN?" Dib Antichristed louder than space.
"U CANT HIDE FORM ME FOREVER BECOS I NO YUR SEEKRIT IDEMINTY!111″ "Lol Dibs gonna tell us the seekrit identity an then we can finds him first to win." I hi-fiived Nee an listaned to heer to the noo Jesus was.<br />"CUM OWT CUM OWT WEREVAR U
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Dib stunded up an gared at us. "Repair to dye foos! Spect for you Sekund Callin." We all o-mouthed! Onna us was Jesus?
"Thats rite second Jesu I got spesal plans for u, or shud I
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We sumpted to go towars the city were all the battal was goin
Skepness Man lurped out from behin a bildin reddy to kill me! "Wash out Gloria its a randum incounter!" Nee creamed an I just barely dodded Skepness Mans arm swipe.
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Then I saw it had a big bumpy thing an realised that SKep an Business Man didant be good Christans an wate for merried an did a baby alsready!
Sinse they was putted bak to bak it meened Skepness Man
"We cant kill or it will abortion the baby!" This musta been why Dib choosed Skepness Man for the fite, he noo that Christans cudant abortion a baby.
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"U ALIVE?333″ Dib disbleefed.<br />He was soooo mad that Skpness Man didant stop me so his whole mussely body turned all on fire an brinestone. "Listan Gloria, to finis the rapeture I need to sommon my dark
I o-mouthed this was evven worse than I thot!1 "An to do that I ned the most Christian purest version sakrifase.
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Dib was gettin out his glowy switchnife reddy to drub it inot my hart.
This was the end for me an Jesus an all the good Chritian pepoles becos Satin wud get samoaned an finish teh rupture. The swatchblade gotted closure an closure
"OMG WTF IS GOIN ON THIS B***** STUPID PEECE OF C***** CANT F***** J***** A B******* G******* IT U M******* WHY WONT MY NIFE STABBED YOU!3112421″
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FLASBACK<br />Me n Nee was flyin thru the citystreets on are way to fite Dib (we hadant fite Skepness Man yet) wen I stoped flyin. "Nee I think hes gonna try an use me for a version sakrifase." Nee o-mouthed becos that made lotsa sense. "Oh no how do we stope him?" I happied sexy like an whipsered "I think u no
"Butt Goloria were Christians we cannt done that till merrage!" I landed up an licked at Nee.
"No Nee its kay we have to done it to safe the world so God says its kay lick the time in the bibel were those two gurls had to sex up there dad to safe pepole from dyin." Nee nodded in understandin then he gloped me
(AN: JUST IN CASE YUO PERVS FORGOAT THIS IS A CHRISTAN STORY SO IM DEFIANTLY NOT WRITIN THE NEXT PART JUST MAKE A PRETEND CHAPTER IN YUR HED OR SUMTHIN PERVS!11)
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EPALOG<br />I floo bak to my hohem were Nee, Zooy an Stephen was cheerin an hootin an Nee was doin' cat calls ;D.<br />Wen I landed they ranned up an huggled me a hole bunch an I saw that Zooy was kinna diffrant lookin. "Gloria I was waitin for a spesal occashun to tell you an this is prettay spesal
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It wass the best day ever an we were all happy an I gotted a massage telepathic in my head.
"Gloria Im talkin to you from hevan" It
The b****** hads it common. By Gloria Deschanel an thanks for helpin me become: INVADER ZIM: BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN!22″
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