Irrational decisions that lead to hardships. (Playing Sonic on my NES!)

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One Day, I went to the flee market to purchase an NES to play Sonic.

I mean, that Hedgehog just gets my dick rock-hard..

Any how, I bought it and plugged it in, nearly cumming in my pants.

As I put in the game and started up the console, and went to the game screen.

I NOTICED SOME "THINGS."

The colors were fucked up.

Just.. Completely fucked up.

An there was just blood. EVERY WHERE.

"Turn back now," it said to me in a DEEP, DEMONIC VOICE.

Being the Genius that I am, I decided to IGNORE IT AND CONTINUE.

Yeah, I continued with the bloodied game.

And just DECIDED to dismiss it as a glitch.

I mean, there wasn't any thing strange going on, right?

Maybe it was "HACKED."

WHO FUCKING KNOWS?!

I continued and just saw blood.

And heard screaming.

'N' stuff.

PROBABLY JUST A GLITCH, right?

RIGHT?!

FUCKING RIGHT?!?>!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!>W@W@W@>W<#@!>@<SW@@SW@S

Then, it was all. Like. Like.

Um.

Like, totally all, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU IN 7 DAYS."

AND THE RINGS AND TIME JUST DISPLAYED THE SAME NUMBER..

"666."

Creepy shit.

So, I went to a regular, retail store and got a new cartidge.

I put it in the console.

It worked just fine.

Until Seven Days later.

Now I'm fucked.


(Created by: 55555online.)

Dedicated to all of the stupid writers who decide to dismiss their demonic gaming consoles/cartidges as glitches.

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