Is SpongeBob making my son gay?
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Satirical post mocking bizarre fan theories
My 8-year-old son loves SpoongeBob and watches it regularly, and I've started to notice subliminal messaging in the episodes, especially the newer ones.
The title character, SpongBob, likes to "blow" bubbles with his other male friends. Gay men blow each other and sometimes themselves in groups and jerk off in large fields like the ones SpongeBop and his friends play in.
Spongebod's holes symbolize men's gaping anuses after they've had too much anal. Don't ask me why I know what a gaping anus looks like.
There's a female squirrel character who eats a lot of NUTS. In one episode they skin her body and wear her fur as a pelt, which tells children that women who enjoy nuts (male genitalia) will be skinned alive and worn by homosexuals like Songebob. Therefore women should become lesbians so they won't be skinned and worn as clothing.
Squidward is constantly berating SpongeBoat and telling him to leave him alone and that he hates him, but SploogeBomb continues to consider himself a friend of Squidward. This shows that Spongeballs is a masochist who gets off on this.
If anyone has anything to add on why Spongebo is gay and gay propaganda made by gay people to turn them gay then please comment below
may the force be with you
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