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My name is Jane Gruber and this is how I first fancied Jeff, the reason why I want to give him a proper rumble, and why I want to shag him. |
My name is Jane Gruber and this is how I first fancied Jeff, the reason why I want to give him a proper rumble, and why I want to shag him. |
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When I heard that a family of turncoat yanks had moved in across the street, I wasn't that surprised. It was a nice, British neighborhood and the home was bloody cheap, considering where it was. I guess I was about 13-14 |
When I heard that a family of turncoat yanks had moved in across the street, I wasn't that surprised. It was a nice, British neighborhood and the home was bloody cheap, considering where it was. I guess I was about 13-14 when everything went sixes and sevens. |
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I never really talked to Jeff when he moved in. In fact, I never talked to him until... that night. My first impression of Jeff was that he was a proper, pure Aryan chav. Probably got high marks, rarely got into fights, and maybe even a randy guy if he shagged with someone. |
I never really talked to Jeff when he moved in. In fact, I never talked to him until... that night. My first impression of Jeff was that he was a proper, pure Aryan chav. Probably got high marks, rarely got into fights, and maybe even a randy guy if he shagged with someone. |
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Now, I must fuck off. Me homeboys and I have some dust bins in Shaftesbury to knock over. Maybe me homeboys and I can find some Algae Wafers to lure Jeff. |
Now, I must fuck off. Me homeboys and I have some dust bins in Shaftesbury to knock over. Maybe me homeboys and I can find some Algae Wafers to lure Jeff. |
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