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So I plugged in my Xbox 360 controller And I Played it. It started out like normal Mario as you would exspect. Toad Start's running to Mario saying Yoshi's Missing!! So peach give's Mario a kiss goodbye. The gameplay is Yoshi's Island, so you talk to yoshi's this is when it get's odd. Thair are Undead koopas & goombas, istead of smashing goombas like Mario it was more realistic blood splaters all over the place. It get's dark & you see giant wooden stick's with dead yoshi head on top,then the music sounds like the SMW castle theme but more dark. then in the darkness you see a yoshi running for help so i follow it, then I hear a "SPLAT",& I see Jashi Voorhees slicing a pink yoshis head clean off it's shoulders,then he looks straight tword me and dropped the dead yoshi & took a giant knife & he ran tword me,before I saw the gore my computer crashed it went to bluescreen.
 
I started having morbid nightmares of him.1 was were he my mother, anthor was he dipped my father's head in toxic waste. I could not stop thinking of it! everywere I looked I saw him.
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