JePUrdEE Jeopardy The Lost Episode 3: Difference between revisions

The host then said “Lets begin my friends. Especially my special ones at home, Hehe....” The categories were all labelled....Edward. The women then chose one of the categories. It then said: “Who is a dirty cock sucking shit head who deserves to burn in Hell?” The alarm heads to my surprise were present here. Except they looked like my head. She then answered with my name after she smashed “my” sexy mother fuckin' head. What a bitch ass. This continued for the rest of the episode with questions about me being dead or something like that. This time there was a tie again, but here's where things took a goofy turn for the wurstest. He then said “You all win. LETS ALL BE FRIENDS EDWARD. WE LOVE YOU EDWARD. WE WANT YOU EDWARD. WE LUST FOR YOUR BODY, BLOOD, AND FLESH EDWARD. WE WANT YOUR SOULD EDWARD. EDWAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!” There was so much blood flooding out of his eyes, I swear it was on the frigging news that's how bad it was lol man. Like I bet people contacted the news it was flooding the place, especially since I could see them having troble walking there was so much. So I said out loud to the TV: “Kiss my fat ass you stupid hoe!” Alex Trebek then replied “Oh we will Edward. We'll enjoy it too!” Then the credits rolled downwards withed the stupid twisted like a twizzler liquorice theme song. All the credits we just Edward. I was like “Woah man looks like I'm hotter than I thought.” I then remembered that this was serious.

The FBI then called me. They said that they had watched the episode. They were really gonna try to find the source now. I knew they wouldn't.... BECAUSE IT WAS COMING FROM HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Then I went to my computer to get my mind off of the episode. My fear was over the top now. My wallpaper was a backround of Jeopardy. It was negatively coloured, and had the host, Alex Trebek, with his eyes filled up with blood. I forgot to mention it was also slightly unrealistic. Kinda. I opened up Youtube, and everything was Jeopardy related. I clicked a video, and It was the host. He was talking to the viewer. He then spoke: “Welcome Edward, my friend. You have finally done it. You helped me with my master plan. I AM FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!” He then jumped out of the computer and flew up into the sky!!! I was like “WOAH BRO MY PEANUTS FELL OUT OF THE ENCHILLADA DRINK!” I knew he was gonna attack the Earth. I then got a message from a new contact on my Skype. It said “This is Bobby. I have some stuff to tell you. I HAD to send you the Jeopardy.exe file. The Demon Alex Trebek told me he would kill my family if I didn't. But there is another thing I can tell you. I am a SOOPUR DOOPUR DEEMIN KILLER THAT CAN KILL STUFFZ! YOUR BEAR FUNKLES IS YOUR SECRET WEAPON. Oh yeah I also forgot THE GREEN BEAN GUACAMOLE BURRITO IS ALSO A WEAPON! NOW GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND PROCEED TO YOUR DESTINY!” He then showed up to my house and was like “You got my message right?” I was all like “Yeah man.” Then Funkles came up and said “We must go! But first you must eat this!” He then gave me my Green Bean Guacamole Burrito! I snarfed it down, and then something else happened. I then started glowing perrywinkle, and farted righteous glory! I then flew up into the sky with my friends following me. I could see him destroying the city with his super lazers! He was also breathing fire onto the innocent people of Happyville ( I ain't telling you where I live lol!) THEN THE SKY TURNED NEGATIVE AND WITH FLESH! IT ALSO STARTED TO RAIN SOOPUR DOOPUR HYPER REALISTIC BLOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! Actually It wasn't even that hyper realistic.

After that, I returned home to go watch some TV. I turned it on, and it was........... some regular ass TV. What did you expect JEOPARDY?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See you later my friends. Actually no fuck that man. Just...just..... later guys. TO BE CONINUED?!?!?!?!?!?!

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