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"I will help you guys defeat Illuminati." Somebody said in the corner. It was… MR. HENSLEY! "I don't drink that often, but when I do it is MooMoo milk." Mr. Hensley said and then Ms. Billett found out about new member of the Illuminati. "Wait a minute? Didn't we already meet Mr. Hensley?" Jeef questioned. Nepgear took all of us to another dimension. "Sanic.€x€ really did it!" Nepgear exclaimed.
"I will help you guys defeat Illuminati." Somebody said in the corner. It was… MR. HENSLEY! "I don't drink that often, but when I do it is MooMoo milk." Mr. Hensley said and then Ms. Billett found out about new member of the Illuminati. "Wait a minute? Didn't we already meet Mr. Hensley?" Jeef questioned. Nepgear took all of us to another dimension. "Sanic.€x€ really did it!" Nepgear exclaimed.


"Guys a new member is Uhcakip.exe. It's Pikachu spelt backwards." Ms. Billett said and everybody went to the middle school to save it on their Buick ‘97. Everybody had to fit in.
"Guys a new member is Uhcakip.exe. It's Pikachu spelt backwards." Ms. Billett said and everybody went to the middle school to save it on their Buick '97. Everybody had to fit in.


Jeef was driving, Jeef's brother was riding shotgun. Mio, Mr. Bailsey, Morgan, Jack, Miku, and Nepgear were in the middle seats. Mr. Hensley, Mr. Abbate, Mr. Blacker, and Ms. Billett were in the back seats. Muthahar was in the trunk so nobody would notice him narrating the story. And Jar Jar was tied to the top of the car.
Jeef was driving, Jeef's brother was riding shotgun. Mio, Mr. Bailsey, Morgan, Jack, Miku, and Nepgear were in the middle seats. Mr. Hensley, Mr. Abbate, Mr. Blacker, and Ms. Billett were in the back seats. Muthahar was in the trunk so nobody would notice him narrating the story. And Jar Jar was tied to the top of the car.
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"I pretend like I am a serial killer and then they will believe me and I can take you guys in as fake hostages so you guys can get in too." Jeef explained the plan. But there was one flaw. How will Jeef look like a serial killer?
"I pretend like I am a serial killer and then they will believe me and I can take you guys in as fake hostages so you guys can get in too." Jeef explained the plan. But there was one flaw. How will Jeef look like a serial killer?


Spoderman came in the room and had a knife in his hand. Wait a minute, wasn't this a car? They cut Jeef's lips really big so Jeef has giant smile that makes him say ‘go to sleep' a lot. He gave Jeef the knife so he can kill with it. That is how Jeef became Jeef the Killer.
Spoderman came in the room and had a knife in his hand. Wait a minute, wasn't this a car? They cut Jeef's lips really big so Jeef has giant smile that makes him say 'go to sleep' a lot. He gave Jeef the knife so he can kill with it. That is how Jeef became Jeef the Killer.


"Thanks Spoderman. You're a real life saver. I hope you get Gwen." Mr. Blacker told Spoderman.
"Thanks Spoderman. You're a real life saver. I hope you get Gwen." Mr. Blacker told Spoderman.
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Out of nowhere, a voice said, "Get over here!" A chain came out of nowhere and pulled us to Area 51. Holy crap, it's Scorpion! And along with us, was James Nguyen. Scorpion punched James, and another voice came out from nowhere. "Fatality!" Nepgear thanked Scorpion, and he jumped away, never to be seen again.
Out of nowhere, a voice said, "Get over here!" A chain came out of nowhere and pulled us to Area 51. Holy crap, it's Scorpion! And along with us, was James Nguyen. Scorpion punched James, and another voice came out from nowhere. "Fatality!" Nepgear thanked Scorpion, and he jumped away, never to be seen again.


Outside Area 51, was someone laughing. Jeef looked over to where the laughing was coming from. Over where he was looking, there was Voldemort. "Ha ha ha, I'm the lord of darkness, and you can't beat me!" Captain Falcon came out of nowhere. He ‘Falcon punched' Voldemort. Voldemort blew up into a million pieces. "Thank you, Captain Falcon!" Jeef's brother thanked Mr. Falcon.
Outside Area 51, was someone laughing. Jeef looked over to where the laughing was coming from. Over where he was looking, there was Voldemort. "Ha ha ha, I'm the lord of darkness, and you can't beat me!" Captain Falcon came out of nowhere. He 'Falcon punched' Voldemort. Voldemort blew up into a million pieces. "Thank you, Captain Falcon!" Jeef's brother thanked Mr. Falcon.


The group walked into the Area 51 facility. They saw Dr. Robotnik sitting on a crate, and all his pingas were protecting him. Raedwulf charged at all his pingas, and they fainted the same way you'd see in Poke'mon. Dr. Robotnik knew he screwed up. Raedwulf took his crude axe from Stranded Deep, and screamed, "THIS IS SPARTA!!" He slashed Dr. Robotnik, and he flew back into a hole that just appeared out of nowhere.
The group walked into the Area 51 facility. They saw Dr. Robotnik sitting on a crate, and all his pingas were protecting him. Raedwulf charged at all his pingas, and they fainted the same way you'd see in Poke'mon. Dr. Robotnik knew he screwed up. Raedwulf took his crude axe from Stranded Deep, and screamed, "THIS IS SPARTA!!" He slashed Dr. Robotnik, and he flew back into a hole that just appeared out of nowhere.
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