Jeff Eats Five Guys

One day, Jeff was feeling very hungry. He had worked a lot that day, and had basically worked up his apettite. Jeff pretty much did everything that day. He did the dishes, he picked up his apartment, he did the laundry, and lots of other chores that he was very reluctant to perform.

As a result, Jeff realized that upon doing all of these chores he had churned up quite a hunger. But where would he eat? Jeff pondered for a while. He had bought some Chinese take-out the night before, so he wasn't sure if he should really go out to eat at all.

That was, until he turned on the television. Upon powering up the TV, a Five Guys Burgers & Fries advertisement started to play.

Jeff was captivated from the start. The mouth-watering burgers seemed to be taunting Jeff. As if they were speaking to Jeff.

"Come to Five Guys! For world-famous hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and fries. And peanuts. We are having a special! Order a regular hamburger with small fries and you could get 50% off your purchase!"

Jeff was flabbergasted. Delicious, mouth-watering hamburgers, with crispy, warm french fries? 50% off? Jeff couldn't hold in his excitement. He jumped up in the air and started to dance.

Jeff was overjoyed, to say the least. It wasn't everyday that you find such a great deal! Jeff knew, right then and there, he had to go to Five Guys to eat a delicious meal.

Jeff walked on over to the restaurant to purchase his food. Upon entering the restaurant, his nostrils were assaulted with the beautiful aroma of Five Guys food.

He walked over to the desk, and placed his order. He ordered a regular hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and mushrooms. He also got a small fries, just so he could get 50% off.

The rest is history. Jeff sat down, and dug in to the beautiful food. Delicious food, great discounts, Five Guys. What's not to love?

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