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ONE DAY JEFF THE KILLER WAS EATING A SNICKERS BAR AND IT HAPPENED! ALL THOSE YEARS OF NEGLECTING HIS TEETH GAVE HIM A HUGE, MONSTROUS TOOTHACHE! |
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THIS PAIN BURNED LIKE THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS! IT HURT WORSE THAN PASSING A KIDNEY STONE THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON! IT HURT WORSE THAN GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS! (WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT BAD.) BUT IT WAS THE WORST PAIN HE'D EVER EXPERIENCED! OW OW OW OW!!!! |
THIS PAIN BURNED LIKE THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS! IT HURT WORSE THAN PASSING A KIDNEY STONE THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON! IT HURT WORSE THAN GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS! (WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT BAD.) BUT IT WAS THE WORST PAIN HE'D EVER EXPERIENCED! OW OW OW OW!!!! |
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HE HAD TO SEE A DENTIST ABOUT THIS, BUT THEY WERE ALL TOO SCARED OF HIM! SO HE RESORTED TO HAVING BEN LOOK AT IT. LONG STORY SHORT, HE WOUND UP IN INTENSIVE CARE FOR WEEKS, WITH HIS ARM IN A SLING. BUT AT LEAST HIS TOOTH WAS FIXED. AND BY FIXED I MEAN REPLACED WITH A RUPEE. |
HE HAD TO SEE A DENTIST ABOUT THIS, BUT THEY WERE ALL TOO SCARED OF HIM! SO HE RESORTED TO HAVING BEN LOOK AT IT. LONG STORY SHORT, HE WOUND UP IN INTENSIVE CARE FOR WEEKS, WITH HIS ARM IN A SLING. BUT AT LEAST HIS TOOTH WAS FIXED. AND BY FIXED I MEAN REPLACED WITH A RUPEE. |
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Latest revision as of 21:31, 19 October 2022
ONE DAY JEFF THE KILLER WAS EATING A SNICKERS BAR AND IT HAPPENED! ALL THOSE YEARS OF NEGLECTING HIS TEETH GAVE HIM A HUGE, MONSTROUS TOOTHACHE!
THIS PAIN BURNED LIKE THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS! IT HURT WORSE THAN PASSING A KIDNEY STONE THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON! IT HURT WORSE THAN GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS! (WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT BAD.) BUT IT WAS THE WORST PAIN HE'D EVER EXPERIENCED! OW OW OW OW!!!!
HE HAD TO SEE A DENTIST ABOUT THIS, BUT THEY WERE ALL TOO SCARED OF HIM! SO HE RESORTED TO HAVING BEN LOOK AT IT. LONG STORY SHORT, HE WOUND UP IN INTENSIVE CARE FOR WEEKS, WITH HIS ARM IN A SLING. BUT AT LEAST HIS TOOTH WAS FIXED. AND BY FIXED I MEAN REPLACED WITH A RUPEE.
THEND!
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