Jeff Goes To The Prom
Jeff slouched down the street, he was depressed, he had nothing to do tonight.
'Hmmm, maybe I should go out to dinner,' he thought to himself dejectedly before stopping infront of a bus stop.
A curious looking yellow flyer was taped the the clear plastic.
"Whats this?" Jeff pondered, scanning the page with his hyper-realistic eyes.
AT THE SCHOOL'S GYMNASIUM!
SUIT AND TIE REQUIRED!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff was excited, he couldn't wait to dance around with his non-deformed peers.
He quickly hurried home to his woredrobe, throwing it open before coming to a shocking realisation. He didn't have a suit for the prom, so he ran to the phone and punched in a number.
He put the phone to his head and listened to the ringing of the phone.
"Hullo?" answered the familiar voice of his kindergarden pal, Slendy.
"Hey Slen-dogga, I kinda need your help with this prom thing..."
"You wanna borrow my suit?" Slendy interrupted,"This is kind of the only clothing I have."
"Please mate, I need this," Jeff begged.
"Alright, but have you thought about a date yet?"
That was the one thing he had overlooked. He called up Jane the killer and asked her, his heart pumping.
"Hey wanna go to the prom with me?"
Jeff walked into the gymnasium, arm in arm with Jane, he was super excited about the prom.
But thats when he saw him PATRIXXX and his gang of popular kids.
"WAT R UDOIN WIFFMAH GIRLFREND JEFF!" Said PATRIXXX.
Written by NotSteve
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