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Furbearingbrick: Jeff Is So Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistc That He Breaks Out Of Your Computer Moitor
Furbearingbrick: Jeff Is So Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistc That He Breaks Out Of Your Computer Moitor




41488p: now he's breaking out of Moiters. Thought Monitors was just enough.
41488p: now he's breaking out of Moiters. Thought Monitors was just enough.




Wolfenmaus: Not even The Poostman can hold him back
Wolfenmaus: Not even The Poostman can hold him back




Brick: Jeff can pop out of ANYTHING. Even Slendy, pies, skeletons, my bellybutton, and YOU[[File:Jeffpopsoutofacow.png|thumb|312px|NOTHING IS SAFE]]
Brick: Jeff can pop out of ANYTHING. Even Slendy, pies, skeletons, my bellybutton, and YOU[[File:Jeffpopsoutofacow.png|thumb|312px|NOTHING IS SAFE]]




Wolfenmaus: We need to call in Johnson! How often does he pop out of anuses?
Wolfenmaus: We need to call in Johnson! How often does he pop out of anuses?




Hellninjas: Fur, does that mean i'm pregnant?
Hellninjas: Fur, does that mean i'm pregnant?




41488p: damn, can he pop out of his own anus?
41488p: damn, can he pop out of his own anus?




Brick: Pregnant with Jeff The Killer. That's...an unpleasant thought
Brick: Pregnant with Jeff The Killer. That's...an unpleasant thought




41488p: JEFF-CEPTION
41488p: JEFF-CEPTION




Brick: How do you THINK he can pop out of closets without being detected? He teleports.
Brick: How do you THINK he can pop out of closets without being detected? He teleports.




Wolfenmaus: He's a Weeping Angel.
Wolfenmaus: He's a Weeping Angel.




Hellninjas: Wolfen, so he's a statue?
Hellninjas: Wolfen, so he's a statue?




41488p: so he teleports into himself just as he is giving birth. Plausible.
41488p: so he teleports into himself just as he is giving birth. Plausible.




41488p: Jeff Teleports into an Alternate Universe Just As Alternate Universe Jeff Teleports into Jeff's Universe, So Nothing FUCKING HAPPENS.
41488p: Jeff Teleports into an Alternate Universe Just As Alternate Universe Jeff Teleports into Jeff's Universe, So Nothing FUCKING HAPPENS.
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"more vinagerette"
"more vinagerette"

Thelegendofasome: Kick him the the bottemless saled yelling: THIS IS SPARTA
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Revision as of 15:37, 7 November 2012

Furbearingbrick: Jeff Is So Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistc That He Breaks Out Of Your Computer Moitor

41488p: now he's breaking out of Moiters. Thought Monitors was just enough.

Wolfenmaus: Not even The Poostman can hold him back

Brick: Jeff can pop out of ANYTHING. Even Slendy, pies, skeletons, my bellybutton, and YOU

NOTHING IS SAFE

Wolfenmaus: We need to call in Johnson! How often does he pop out of anuses?

Hellninjas: Fur, does that mean i'm pregnant?

41488p: damn, can he pop out of his own anus?

Brick: Pregnant with Jeff The Killer. That's...an unpleasant thought

41488p: JEFF-CEPTION

Brick: How do you THINK he can pop out of closets without being detected? He teleports.

Wolfenmaus: He's a Weeping Angel.

Hellninjas: Wolfen, so he's a statue?

41488p: so he teleports into himself just as he is giving birth. Plausible.

41488p: Jeff Teleports into an Alternate Universe Just As Alternate Universe Jeff Teleports into Jeff's Universe, So Nothing FUCKING HAPPENS.


Brick: Jeff Pop's Out Of A Volcano And Dies


LATER...

King Krule: Im gonna get popcorn for this argument.

Brick: But Jeff popped out of the popcorn too! WHAT YOU DO

King Krule: Eat the remaining popcorn.

Brick: Hot Buttered Serial Killer.


Brick"Is there anything Jeff CAN'T pop out of?

King Krule: A bottomless salad bar.

Brick: He hates salad?

King Krule: No it's bottomless

Brick: Bottomless Pit Of Salad. One of the least efficient death traps in supervillian lairs.

Wolfenmaus: Jeff pops out of a bottomless salad. What do you do?

"more vinagerette"

Thelegendofasome: Kick him the the bottemless saled yelling: THIS IS SPARTA