Jeff Popping Antics
Furbearingbrick: Jeff Is So Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistc That He Breaks Out Of Your Computer Moitor
41488p: now he's breaking out of Moiters. Thought Monitors was just enough.
Wolfenmaus: Not even The Poostman can hold him back
Brick: Jeff can pop out of ANYTHING. Even Slendy, pies, skeletons, my bellybutton, and YOU
Wolfenmaus: We need to call in Johnson! How often does he pop out of anuses?
Hellninjas: Fur, does that mean i'm pregnant?
41488p: damn, can he pop out of his own anus?
Brick: Pregnant with Jeff The Killer. That's...an unpleasant thought
41488p: JEFF-CEPTION
Brick: How do you THINK he can pop out of closets without being detected? He teleports.
Wolfenmaus: He's a Weeping Angel.
Hellninjas: Wolfen, so he's a statue?
41488p: so he teleports into himself just as he is giving birth. Plausible.
41488p: Jeff Teleports into an Alternate Universe Just As Alternate Universe Jeff Teleports into Jeff's Universe, So Nothing FUCKING HAPPENS.
Brick: Jeff Pop's Out Of A Volcano And Dies
LATER...
King Krule: Im gonna get popcorn for this argument.
Brick: But Jeff popped out of the popcorn too! WHAT YOU DO
King Krule: Eat the remaining popcorn.
Brick: Hot Buttered Serial Killer.
Brick"Is there anything Jeff CAN'T pop out of?
King Krule: A bottomless salad bar.
Brick: He hates salad?
King Krule: No it's bottomless
Brick: Bottomless Pit Of Salad. One of the least efficient death traps in supervillian lairs.
Wolfenmaus: Jeff pops out of a bottomless salad. What do you do?
"more vinagerette"
Thelegendofasome: Kick him the the bottemless saled yelling: THIS IS SPARTA
