Jeff Spinoffs: Stays Crunchy In Milk
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YES, ANOTHER ONE! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Same rules as before.
DA LIST!
Jeff Goes To The Gym
Jeff beats up George Washington
Jeff is in a Spinoff
Jeff says maybe to drugs
Jeff likes mustard
Jeff the Killer assaults Justin Bieber
Jeff and the beanstalk
Jeff in the Land of Oz
Jeff in Wonderland
Jeff blows up the pyrimids of Egypt
Killer the Jeff
Jeff does nothing but describes his thoughts on surreal art for twelve paragraphs
Jeff just sits there
Jeff gets HIV from Amanda Bynes
Jeff dislikes heavy metal
Jeff goes to a One Direction concert
Jeff goes to Everfree Northwest with BEN
Jeff becomes a Ghost Rider Villain
Jeff's Foreskin Conquers France
Jeff plays Banned From Equestria Daily
Jeff gets Banned from Banned from Equestria Daily
Jeffis and Jeff-Head
relliK eht ffeJ
Jeff Starts World War III
Jeff is now LOLSKELETONS
Jeff plays ROBLOX
Jeff Doesn't Like Waffles
Jeff Doesn't Like Pancakes (except for Givemepancakes)
Jeff Doesn't Like French Toast
Jeff Is Actually An Alien
Jeff Gets Caught By The FBI
Jeff Phones Home
And Then A Jeff Popped Out
Jeff the Transvestite
Jeff is Love
Jeff is Life
Mr. Jefftastic
Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff
Smoke Jeff Erry Day
Jeff watches Teen Titans GO!
Jeff kills everyone involvd in Teen Titans GO!
Jeff Joins D12
Jeff Goes To Potato
Jeff's Skin Turns To Stone
Jeff Gets The Runs
Jeff Drinks An Entire Barrel Of Wine
Jeff Switches Heads With Lady Gaga
Jeff Eats Your Pie (NOOOO! NOT MAH PIE!!!)
Cannibal Jeff Goes On A Diet
God-Jeff's Tail Gets Tied Into A Knot
God-Jeff Gets His Own Religion
God-Jeff vs. Jane Mothra
Jeff's Dick Mysteriously Turns Blue
Jeff The Dalek. GO-TO-SLEEP. GO-TO-SLEEP.
Jeff's Lazer Eyes
Jeff Gets Goat Legs
Jeff goes to MCDonald land
Jeff chokes on a baby's penis
Jeff Lactates
Jeff gives birth
Jeff Swallows A Basketball
Jeff and Ghost Liu Smoke Banana Peels
Jeff dresses up as a Minion
Jeff had a baby with Jane
Jeff sang a Justin Bieber song
Jeff slept
Jeff Goes to the Vending Machine
Jeff Goes to Silent Hill (And Faces Off Against Pyramid Head)
Jeff DIES HAHAHAHAHA
Epic Rap Battles of History: Jeff vs. Jane
Jeff The Furry
Jeff Unlocks Expert Mode
Jeff is ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
Jeff making chocolate pudding at 4am
Jeff vs. Urkel's Grandma
Jeff Writes a Clopfic
Jeff Finds the Computer Room
Jeff Watches Nichijou
Jeff Plays Sonic '06
Jeff Listens to Radiohead
Jeff Makes An Unfunny Reference to Something
Jeff makes a gemsona
Jeff's Feet Itch Like Crazy
Jeff Makes The Cover Of Muscle & Fitness
Jeff's hair Becomes Sentient
Jeff Gets in the Fucking Robot
Jeff the Killer and Spongebob crossover special
Jeff Plays a Fangame of Himself
Jeff then hates his fans
Jeff Becomes an SCP
Jeff Confirmed for SSB4
Jeff meets Spongebob
Jeff listens to 80's music
Jeff vs Happy Appy
Jeff the Killer meets Joff teh killur
Jeff the Killer meets Jeff the potato
Jeff vs the annoying orange
Jeff finds out about this page
Jeff becomes an admin on the Creepypasta wiki
Jeff the Brony
Jeff becomes sane again. Then he realised what he did... Kills himself
Jeff reads Squidward's Suicide and then complaints about why it's more popular than him
Jeff reads every creepypasta there is. Scarred for life
Jeff commits suicide
Jeff Becomes an Intern at Nickelodeon Studios
Jeff GETS THE FUCKING QUESTIONS, RICHARD
Jeff Watches Videogamedunkey
Jeff Starts a Rock Band With His Fellow Pasta Monsters
Jeff Eats Spaghetti
Jeff Goes to DeviantArt
Jeff makes a Youtube Poop
Jeff gets banned on the Trollpasta wiki
Jeff finds out that we've been making these spinoffs of him
Jeff, WHERE'S THE BEEF!?
Jeff visits the island of hookamookapookalap
Jeff watches Fanboy and Chum Chum
Jeff becomes gay
Jeff complaints to Jane that she's just a ripoff of him
Jeff reads Happy Appy
Jeff gets a job as a gay pornstar
Jeff reads Jeff Writes a Trollpasta
Jeff jacks off
Jeff reads this
Jeff kills Jane
Jeff sues slenderman for being more scary than him
Jeff finds Hyper-Realistic blood
Jeff's skeleton popped out
Jeff eats shit
Jeff eats a old lady's sewn on dick
Jeff eats a old lady's sewn on dick II: Suck my dick and make it quick
Jeff eats a old lady's sewn on dick III: Choking on dick
Jeff eats a old lady's sewn on dick IV: the final dick
Jeff has a very weird fetish
Jeff Reads the "Jeff Spinoffs" Articles
Jeff Beats Sonic Adventure 2
Jeff Was Phone
Jeff Fights a Deer
Jeff Watches The Office. NO GOD PLEASE NO
Jeff watches Dead Bart
Jeff causes off-site drama
Jeff goes to Bel-Air
Jeff becomes the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Jeff Plays Assassin's Creed and realizes he can kill anyone he wants after beating it. Jeff was found dead in his apartment with a controller and a bag of Cheetos in his hand.
Jeff gets bitch slapped
Jeff Gets the Chaos Emeralds
Jeff vs. CLUCK, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Jeff Is A Geisha
The Dark Side of Jeff
Jeff vs. Nuclear Scout
No One Jeff Should Have All That Power
Jeff orders a grande white chocolate mocha frappuccino and a short single-shot caramel sauce hazelnut syrup chocolate chip extra whip espresso
Jeff SHOWS YOU HOW POWERFUL HIS CYCLONE IS
Jeff's Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Jeff eats da poo poo
Jeff becomes an average on /b/ on 4chan
jeff brutally murders the annoying orange
Jeff sexually assaults his knife
Jeff's knife sues Jeff for sexual harrassment
Jeff is currently looking to 25-50 years in prison
Jeff the Diva
Jeff becomes president
Jeff the Transvestite
Jeff The Heracross
Cannibal Jeff Eats A Schoolbus Full Of Nuns
Cannibal Jeff's Roar Breaks Your Monitor
Cannibal Jeff eats ALL the clowns
God-Jeff Flexes So Hard He Explodes
God-Jeff Finally Finds A Hoodie That Fits Him (keep in mind that he's 80 meters tall)
God-Jeff Trips Over The Statue Of Liberty
Jeff Becomes The Pope
Jeff the hypocrite
Jeff meets Worm Jeff
Jeff teams up with worm Jeff
Jeff has a long-term relationship with Worm Jeff
Worm Jeff cheats on Jeff
Jeff gets depressed
Jeff tries to kill himself
Worm Jeff stops Jeff from killing himself
Worm Jeff and Jeff get back together
Worm Jeff and Jeff get married
Worm Jeff and Jeff get into an arguement
Worm Jeff and Jeff get a divorce
Worm Jeff and Jeff kill each other with traps
Jeff.exe.avi.hie.sdhi.porn.exe.exe.exe.sex
Jeff says no to alcohol
Jeff.avi
Jeff meets EVIL PATRIXXX
Jeff has a sex change
Jeff says "Whatever!"
Jeff jizzes all over his computer screen
Jeff's Giant Balls
Cannibal Jeff Eats ALL the Mary-Sues
Cannibal Jeff Literally Grates Cheese On His Abs
Cannibal Jeff eats beans...HUMAN BEANS
Jeff watches obscure Japanese sci-fi shows from the 70s
Worm Jeff puts sand in your Vaseline because he's EVIL
Jeff becomes Super Jeff
Jeff, Cannibal Jeff, Worm Jeff and God-Jeff all get together to have a massive Jeffcest orgy
God-Jeff Gets Mistaken For Godzilla
God-Jeff Steps On Lady Gaga
Jeff joins the Brady Bunch
Fuck You, Jeff
Jeff Makes a Slenderman Skin Suit
Jeff is jacking off of you reading these
Jeff makes a dolan comic
Jeff stars in a buddy cop film
Jeff Sings Pokemon Ierukana
Jeff kills a cow..........900 of them
Jeff the Doctor
Jeff drives a moped through Italy
Jeff goes to Brokeback Mountain
Jeff watches the AVGN
Jeff makes the angry video game critic and is harassed for doing so.
Jeff kills his harasers
Jeff buys edible underwear
Jeff gets pregnant
Jeff has a foot fungus
Jeff eats a ghost fire pepper
Jeff gets fake boobs
Jeff gets an abortion
Jeff votes for Mitt Romney
Jeff changes his name to Jeffery "in da hood" The Killer
Jeff eats an omelet, with ham and green eggs
Jeff The Killer is le mastare trol
Jeff The Killer goes to Lavender Town
Jeff The Killer wakes up a baby and tells the baby to "GO TO SLEEP"
Jeff The Killer Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing
Jeff Gets A Piano Dropped On Him
Jeff Gets His Shoes Shined
Jeff eats himself. Im not kidding. He actually eats and digests himself He somehow swallos himself! I dont know how...but he does
Jeff eats his own poop.....then pukes
Jeff The Killer Snaps Into A Slim Jim
Jeff The Killer Gets Abducted By Aliens
Jeff clones himself
Jeff kills his clones
Jeff The Killer Decides To Try Out Visual Novels
Jeff The Killer Stains The Battlefield With The Blood Of Christians
Jeff and patrixxx spontanioysly combcombust
Jeff Listens To Illmatic
Jeff Hits 'Em Up Like Motherfuckin' Tupac Shakur
Jeff, Slendy, and Mike, drivin down Van Dyke gettin his dick sucked late at night by a fucking transvestite
Jeff joins the KKK
Jeff becomes sane and then becomes insane and then becomes an alcoholic
Jeff become full MLG and begin pwning noobs n shit
Jeff's Sexy Suspender Striptease
Jeff eats a hot dog
Jeff finds out how bacon is made
Jeff builds a robot out of Liu's dead body
Jeff the Killer/Dora the explorer/candle cove/The Simpsons/family guy/breaking bad/super Mario crossover Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Killer
Jeff the Killer submits a story in which PATRIXXX dies
Jeff the Killer dies horribly at the hands of EVIL PATRIXXX
Jeff the Killer goes to Hogwarts
Jeff the Killer becomes a Death Eater
Jeff the Killer becomes a furry
Jeff the Killer draws awful porn in MS Paint
Jeff the Killer joins the Bad girls club
Jeff the Killer rides with his crew
Jeff the Killer kicks a koala out of a window
Jeff the Killer chugs maple syrup
Jeff the Killer has a barrel of mayonnaise
Jeff the Killer binge watches high school animes
Jeff the Killer shouts 'ALLAHU AKBAR'
Jeff the Killer has questionable hygiene
Jeff the Killer smacks Donald Trump with a condom
Jeff for prez: 2016
Jeff in da hood
Jeff in da hood II: Drive-by
Jeff in da hood III: The Jeff swag district
Jeff in da hood IV: Jeff eats cocaine and dies
Jeff vs. wild
Jeff the Killer destroys Jane the Killer's pussy
Straight Outta Jeffton
Jeff the Killer RKOs some kid
AND HIS NAME IS JEFF CENA
Jeff the Killer jumps Liu
Jeff cheats on his knife with a glock
Jeff is ratchet
Jeff the Killer says 9/11 was an inside job
Jeff the Killer mugs a girl scout
Jeff the Killer posts a picture of his stolen thin mints on 4chan
Jeff the Killer gets arrested for stealing girl scout cookies
Jeff the Killer curb stomps a duck
Jeff the Killer makes ku$h money
Jeff the Killer does a genocide run
Jeff the Killer gets grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded gRou0NDED GRUU$#1$41%
Jeff the Killer finds Slenderman cheating on him with DashieXP
Jeff's on the Right Track, Baby, He was Born This Way!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way Jeff should be able to see.
Jeff becomes Hokage
Jeff wins an Oscar instead of Moonlight and La La Land
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