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Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head
Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head


Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE")[[File:Polished-conch.jpg|thumb|"Also, take a freakin' bath."]]
Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE")

[[File:Polished-conch.jpg|thumb|"Also, take a freakin' bath."]]


Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil And Served With A Side Of Coleslaw
Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil And Served With A Side Of Coleslaw
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Jeff Takes A Vacation To The Dogscape
Jeff Takes A Vacation To The Dogscape


Jeff Watches Reruns Of "My Life As A Teenage Robot" Religiously[[File:JeffK9.jpg|thumb|He will KILL US ALL.]]
Jeff Watches Reruns Of "My Life As A Teenage Robot" Religiously

[[File:JeffK9.jpg|thumb|He will KILL US ALL.]]


Jeff Waxes On; Waxes Off
Jeff Waxes On; Waxes Off
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Jeff Wears A Flea Collar
Jeff Wears A Flea Collar


Jeff Swallows An Armed Hand Grenade[[File:Fractal_Geometry_Broccoli.jpg|thumb|Ooooh. Aaaaah.]]
Jeff Swallows An Armed Hand Grenade

[[File:Fractal_Geometry_Broccoli.jpg|thumb|Ooooh. Aaaaah.]]


Jeff Juggles Nuclear Warheads
Jeff Juggles Nuclear Warheads
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Jeff Still Thinks "The Game" Is a Good Meme.
Jeff Still Thinks "The Game" Is a Good Meme.


Jeff Stares At The Sun And Goes Blind[[File:THE_SUN.jpg|thumb|"It's so pretty...HEY, WHERE'D IT GO?! OW WHY ARE MY EYES BURNING OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER"]]
Jeff Stares At The Sun And Goes Blind

[[File:THE_SUN.jpg|thumb|"It's so pretty...HEY, WHERE'D IT GO?! OW WHY ARE MY EYES BURNING OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER"]]


Jeff Uses The Balloonatic As A Beanbag Chair
Jeff Uses The Balloonatic As A Beanbag Chair
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Jeff Removes His Testes and Throws Them Into Oncoming Traffic as Protest
Jeff Removes His Testes and Throws Them Into Oncoming Traffic as Protest


Jeff Murders Brick And Moves On To Part 7.
Jeff Murders Brick And Moves On To [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special|Part 7.]]


Jeff Becomes an Organ Donor
Jeff Becomes an Organ Donor
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Jeff the Killer says THEND Instead of GO TO SLEEP to Spice Up his Life
Jeff the Killer says THEND Instead of GO TO SLEEP to Spice Up his Life


Jeff Meets Christian Weston Chandler (look him up, if you (for some reason) don't know who that is)
Jeff Meets [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian Weston Chandler]


Jeff Becomes a Burglar After Being Stabbed by Liu's Zombie
Jeff Becomes a Burglar After Being Stabbed by Liu's Zombie
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Jeff Self-Detonates
Jeff Self-Detonates


Jeff discovers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw The Funniest Joke In The World]; dosen't get it
Jeff discovers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw The Funniest Joke In The World]; doesn't get it


and then Jeff popped out of your wife's womb...you go, "OH GOD WHY!!!"
and then Jeff popped out of your wife's womb...you go, "OH GOD WHY!!!"
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Jeff Gets Eaten By A Giant Bulborb
Jeff Gets Eaten By A Giant Bulborb


Jeff The Tank Engine[[File:Jeff_sunflower_by_pellyeve93-d5e3ihw.jpg|thumb]]
Jeff The Tank Engine

[[File:Jeff_sunflower_by_pellyeve93-d5e3ihw.jpg|thumb]]


Dehydrated Jeff, Just Add Water
Dehydrated Jeff, Just Add Water
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Jeff Gets Bronchitis
Jeff Gets Bronchitis


Jeff Ain't Got Time For Dat[[File:Jeffthecactuar.png|thumb]]
Jeff Ain't Got Time For Dat

[[File:Jeffthecactuar.png|thumb]]


Jeff Thinks Nobody Got Time For Dat
Jeff Thinks Nobody Got Time For Dat
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