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Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head |
Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head |
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Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE") |
Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE") |
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[[File:Polished-conch.jpg|thumb|"Also, take a freakin' bath."]] |
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Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil And Served With A Side Of Coleslaw |
Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil And Served With A Side Of Coleslaw |
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Jeff Takes A Vacation To The Dogscape |
Jeff Takes A Vacation To The Dogscape |
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Jeff Watches Reruns Of "My Life As A Teenage Robot" Religiously |
Jeff Watches Reruns Of "My Life As A Teenage Robot" Religiously |
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[[File:JeffK9.jpg|thumb|He will KILL US ALL.]] |
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Jeff Waxes On; Waxes Off |
Jeff Waxes On; Waxes Off |
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Jeff Wears A Flea Collar |
Jeff Wears A Flea Collar |
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Jeff Swallows An Armed Hand Grenade |
Jeff Swallows An Armed Hand Grenade |
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[[File:Fractal_Geometry_Broccoli.jpg|thumb|Ooooh. Aaaaah.]] |
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Jeff Juggles Nuclear Warheads |
Jeff Juggles Nuclear Warheads |
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Jeff Still Thinks "The Game" Is a Good Meme. |
Jeff Still Thinks "The Game" Is a Good Meme. |
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Jeff Stares At The Sun And Goes Blind |
Jeff Stares At The Sun And Goes Blind |
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[[File:THE_SUN.jpg|thumb|"It's so pretty...HEY, WHERE'D IT GO?! OW WHY ARE MY EYES BURNING OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER"]] |
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Jeff Uses The Balloonatic As A Beanbag Chair |
Jeff Uses The Balloonatic As A Beanbag Chair |
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Jeff Removes His Testes and Throws Them Into Oncoming Traffic as Protest |
Jeff Removes His Testes and Throws Them Into Oncoming Traffic as Protest |
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Jeff Murders Brick And Moves On To Part 7. |
Jeff Murders Brick And Moves On To [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special|Part 7.]] |
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Jeff Becomes an Organ Donor |
Jeff Becomes an Organ Donor |
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Jeff the Killer says THEND Instead of GO TO SLEEP to Spice Up his Life |
Jeff the Killer says THEND Instead of GO TO SLEEP to Spice Up his Life |
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Jeff Meets Christian Weston Chandler |
Jeff Meets [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian Weston Chandler] |
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Jeff Becomes a Burglar After Being Stabbed by Liu's Zombie |
Jeff Becomes a Burglar After Being Stabbed by Liu's Zombie |
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Jeff Self-Detonates |
Jeff Self-Detonates |
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Jeff discovers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw The Funniest Joke In The World]; |
Jeff discovers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw The Funniest Joke In The World]; doesn't get it |
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and then Jeff popped out of your wife's womb...you go, "OH GOD WHY!!!" |
and then Jeff popped out of your wife's womb...you go, "OH GOD WHY!!!" |
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Jeff Gets Eaten By A Giant Bulborb |
Jeff Gets Eaten By A Giant Bulborb |
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Jeff The Tank Engine |
Jeff The Tank Engine |
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[[File:Jeff_sunflower_by_pellyeve93-d5e3ihw.jpg|thumb]] |
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Dehydrated Jeff, Just Add Water |
Dehydrated Jeff, Just Add Water |
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Jeff Gets Bronchitis |
Jeff Gets Bronchitis |
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Jeff Ain't Got Time For Dat |
Jeff Ain't Got Time For Dat |
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[[File:Jeffthecactuar.png|thumb]] |
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Jeff Thinks Nobody Got Time For Dat |
Jeff Thinks Nobody Got Time For Dat |