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Latest revision as of 05:28, 22 February 2022
![it's the friday night trepidation jeff idle](http://static.miraheze.org/trollpastawiki/thumb/5/59/He_is_going_to_mcdonalds.png/150px-He_is_going_to_mcdonalds.png)
One night Jeff the Killer was hungry. (Not for blood or anything like that) He wanted to go to McDonalds. But he realized he needed to wear a mask because it's 2022. So he looked in his basement for one.
He found one not too long later.
![idk](http://static.miraheze.org/trollpastawiki/thumb/0/0a/Jeff_wit_de_mask.png/150px-Jeff_wit_de_mask.png)
Jeff hopped in his car. (That he definitely didn't steal and kill the original owner) and drove off. But he was making a huge mistake. HE WAS GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. So an angry Sonic had to pull him over.
![tail get troled sonk](http://static.miraheze.org/trollpastawiki/thumb/d/d9/Angey_sonk.gif/150px-Angey_sonk.gif)
Oh boy. It's Dialogue time.
Sonic: Hey! You're going over the speed limit!
Sonic: Slow down now or I'll give you a fine.
Sonic: Since I'm nice, I'll give you one chance.
Jeff: Sorry Sonic. Should have known better.
Sonic: It's okay. Just don't do it again. Promise?
They both ki- I mean Jeff was obeying the speed limit this time.
When Jeff got to McDonalds, It turns out that SlenderMan was the employee!
![slendur men](http://static.miraheze.org/trollpastawiki/thumb/f/ff/Man.gif/150px-Man.gif)
Cue epic dialogue.
Slenderman: Hello, welcome to McDonalds.
Slenderman: May I take your order?
Jeff: Hello Slenderman. I would like to have the Among Us™ Happy Meal with a boy toy.
Slenderman: Okay. That will be 5¢
Jeff gives SlenderMan 5¢
Slenderman: Your order will be ready soon.
Approximately 5 seconds later.
Slenderman: Your order is now ready to be collected
Jeff gets the Among Us™ Happy Meal with a boy toy.
Meanwhile...
![ben drone](http://static.miraheze.org/trollpastawiki/thumb/1/1f/B_e_n.gif/150px-B_e_n.gif)
Ben: Why did I get a girl toy? I specifically asked for a boy toy.
Jane The Killer: You have a girl toy? I have a boy toy when I asked for a girl toy!
Ben: Let's swap them. You get the girl toy. I get the boy toy.
They both pass the toys to eachother.
Jane The Killer: My pleasure. See you.
Back to Jeff's pov.
![my pfp (but uncropped)](http://static.miraheze.org/trollpastawiki/thumb/c/c7/Corrupt.gif/150px-Corrupt.gif)
Au / Corrupt: Hey Jeff, What's up?
Jeff: Just ordered an Among Us™ Happy Meal with a boy toy at McDonalds
Au / Corrupt: That's great to hear! Considering you haven't eaten in ages.
Jeff then got home, ate the meal and lived a happy life. The end.
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