Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose
Author's note: This is from the list of Jeff sequels that will never happen by Furbearingbrick. They were wrong.
BEGINING TU LUK ALOT LIEK CRISMAS
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the sixty six and six, it's glistening once again
With bleeding eyes and silver lanes that glow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
possessed Toys in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be
On your own front door
A copy of sonic.EXE and a box cutter that cuts
Is the wish of Tom and Jeff
An Iphone 15 and a poisoner's kit is
Is the hope of Jane and Kandy
And Phone and Evil Patrixx can hardly wait for school to start again
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a tree in oak Hotel, one in taco park as well
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that'll make 'em ring is the trollpasta that you write
from within your heart
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Haunted games in every garage sale
But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be
On your own front door
Sure, it's Christmas once more
Jeff the killer roasting on an open fire, tails doll nipping at your nose.
Jeff The Killer roasting on an open fire
Tails Doll nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by the choir
And folks watching lost episodes
Everybody knows a smiledog and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny little tots with their eyes all hyper-realistic
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is going to spy
To see if jeff the killer murders them tonight
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to 666
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to 666,
Although it's been said many times,
many ways
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you
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