Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose

Author's note: This is from the list of Jeff sequels that will never happen by Furbearingbrick. They were wrong.

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BEGINING TU LUK ALOT LIEK CRISMAS

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Everywhere you go

Take a look at the sixty six and six, it's glistening once again

With bleeding eyes and silver lanes that glow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

possessed Toys in every store

But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be

On your own front door

A copy of sonic.EXE and a box cutter that cuts

Is the wish of Tom and Jeff

An Iphone 15 and a poisoner's kit is

Is the hope of Jane and Kandy

And Phone and Evil Patrixx can hardly wait for school to start again

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Everywhere you go

There's a tree in oak Hotel, one in taco park as well

It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Soon the bells will start

And the thing that'll make 'em ring is the trollpasta that you write

from within your heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Haunted games in every garage sale

But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be

On your own front door

Sure, it's Christmas once more

Jeff the killer roasting on an open fire, tails doll nipping at your nose.

Jeff The Killer roasting on an open fire

Tails Doll nipping at your nose

Yuletide carols being sung by the choir

And folks watching lost episodes

Everybody knows a smiledog and some mistletoe

Help to make the season bright

Tiny little tots with their eyes all hyper-realistic

Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way

He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh

And every mother's child is going to spy

To see if jeff the killer murders them tonight

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to 666

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas to you

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to 666,

Although it's been said many times,

many ways

Merry Christmas to you

Merry Christmas to you

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