Jeff The Killer is Underpowered in d20

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Cliché Madness" heresy that's going on in the Creepypasta Community right now. Jeff The Killer deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a Jeff fan art from DeviantArt for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been lording it over people for almost 2 years now. I can even make fangirls swoon just by describing it.

Anons on 4chan spent years working on a single block of text that would become the finest Creepypasta known to mankind.

Jeff The Killer is thrice as well written as BEN DROWNED and thrice as real for that matter too. Anyone scared by an NES Godzilla chapter will be dramatically more afraid after reading a Jeff story. I'm pretty sure Jeff could easily bisect Slender Man with a simple vertical slash. That last line there was related to what I was talking about before I swear to Haruhi.

Ever wonder why Jeff The Killer is on the Trollpasta Wiki now? That's right, the admins were too scared by the original Creepypasta and it's images of destruction. Even in 2009, 4chan /x/ board admins targeted Jeff pastas for deletion because their creepiness power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Jeff The Killer is simply the best Creepypasta that the world has ever seen, and thus, requires better position in the Creepypasta community. Here is what I propose for the Creepypasta Wiki Network:

Jeff The Killer - returned to the Creepypasta Wiki, made Creepypasta of the Month

Jeff The Killer vs. Jane The Killer - brought to the Spinpasta Wiki, made Spinpasta of the Month

Now that seems a lot more representative of the Creepiness power of Jeff in real life, don't you think?

TL;DR Jeff The Killer needs to be seen as the rightful king of the Creepypasta World that he is once again, see my proposal above.

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Written by EmeraldWingull‎
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