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Santa was left with no other option but to summon Shrek. He sneaks into the bathroom of his workshop and locks the doors. He lights candles in the bathroom and turns on al of the sinks. He flushes every toilet 3 times and then repeats to the mirror "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" 3 times. Shrek is now spawned. Santa prepares to tell Santa what to do but Shrek rips of Santa's head and runs to the workshop.
Jeff puts the workshop on lock down and looks out the window. He sees Shrek attacking and
He travels back in time to where Shrek was born and kills him but cuts off Shrek's already massive dick and adds it to his collection.
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then Jeff the Potatoe shows up and is like "ATE POOTATOES THEY GWOOD 4 U!" and Jeff was all like "Die motherfucker!" and shot that ***** dead.
and then a Skeleton popped out, only it was LOLSKELETONS and he deleted this page, which questions why you are even seeing this right now...
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