Jeff the Killer and Godzilla vs. Leopold Slikk and RED

ONE DAY I WAS CHILLING IN MY HUSS WHEN i CAME (LOLCAME) UPON A DISK. IT HAD A PICTUR OF GAWDZILLA AND JAFF ON IT AND TEY WEHRE BLEEDING BLOOD FROM THEIR EYES AND FOREHEDZ. EVIL PATRIXX CAME OUT OF THE DISC AND I WAS TEH SCURRREEEDD!!!!!!!!11111111

BUT THEN HE WENT BCK IN THE BOX AND I PUT IT INTO MY DEE VEE DEE PLAYAR AND THE MENU CAME UP AND JAFF TAH KILLAH WANTED TO SAY THAT HE WAS HUNGREH BUT TEHN TEH PUMPKINS AND APPY AHPEARED AND SHOT HIM AND TEHN TEHN MOVEH STARTEHRED.

TEH MOOVEE

SO TEHN TEH MOVEH STARTEHRED AND JAFF WAS STABBING A RANDUM PERSUN IN THE STREET. BUT THEN GAWDZJILLA ARPERPEPRED AND SAID NU U STOPID PERSUN! WHY YOU KILLL PEEPULZ? AND JAFF SAD KNOW! WYE KHANT U JUST LEAF ME ARONE? BUT THEN A DEAD BART AND LEREOPORD SLIKK APPEARED AND JAFF HAD TO TURN GIANT BABY MAN TO FAIT TEHM!!!!111

SO GAWDZILLA THEN GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY KING GHIROAHD AND GHIDORAH DOESSN'T HABE ANDY ARMS SO HE FOUND REEEEDDDDDD AND RED SAID TO LEOPORD SLERK I KILLED YOUR GERDA!!!1! AND LEORPEROD WHAS LIKE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU KILL MY GERDA I KILL YOU TOOOOOOOO

AND JAFF PUNCHED LEOPOLD IN THE FACE AND HE DIED INSTANTLY WITH HIS STUPID KEYBOARD UP HIS FAR KING ILSE! JAFF WAS GIGAN TIC AND THEN REEEEDDDD DECIDE TO RUN OBER JAFF WITH HIS TRUCK THAT HE PULLED OUT OF FARKING NOWERE AND GAWJDISFALALALA WAS LIKE NUUUUUUUU U ILLEDMYFRIEND WHI AND I DON'T LAIKE U AN Y MOAR!

AND THEN REEEEEEEEEED DICK FRUCKED LEEOROEOEOROPTPTOLD IN THE EYEBALLZ AND LEOROEGPGSODLDO SAID WAIT A FACKING MINTUEJNDG I AM ALIVE! AND GODZILLAILLAILLAALALAAFFHSUCKJ WAS LIKE WIIIIIIIIICOLA WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ALIVE ITH OUGHGT THat IFUCKING CALLED YOU A GAY! AND THEN HE ATOMIC BRETHRHRBTAD OBER GHIDORAH ANDG GGIDORSAH SAID FUCK YOU BUT JEFF WAS ALIVE AGAIN. THE OXFORC OMMA DRECIDED TO RISE OUT OF THE GROUND AND THEN HE PUNCHED JAFF IN TAH FASSE BUT IT DID NOTHING. GHSAAWSDSIZLLA LAUGHTED AS JAAAFFFFF KILLED THE OXFORCD COMMMAZ AND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SAID TO LEOROEPSOLD I STOLE MELLISAS TRUCK AND RAN HOER OVER WITH IT. LEOPOLD THEN RAGED AND EVERYONE LAUGHED BUT LEOEPRPEOLD.

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