Jeff the Killer vs Sonic.exe

Jeff was wondering around, smoking a cigarrrettes, drinking some whiskey, when all of a sudden he saw a 3 black guys smoking in an brick allyway. The smoke sounded like weed, as it went up Jeffs nose. he thought

"Now it's time to start contract." Jeff saided. He pulled out his bloody knofe, and went over to the 3 guys

"Hello, can I by some cocaine?" Jeff asked the guys.

"Yeah sure, how many grams?" one of them asks.

"The same amount of grams of blood that'll be coming out of you!!" Jeff Quivered. He threw his knife and it penetrated the man's skull. the other two pulled out they're guns. Jeff pushed one of their guns to the side and smacked him round the face, took his gun and shott him in the face.

The other man was gonna shoot him when he realized he had no bullets. He dropped the gun, got on his knees and put his hands up. Jeff threw his gun down, pulled the knife out of the other guy.

"You still got the gear?" Jeff asked. He packed a bag full of weed and gave it to Jeff. Jeff grabs the man and slits his throate saying.

"How about you... Go to sleep!" the man choacked to death and he fell to the floor and killed.

He saw that across the road, there was a pub called the Winchester.

"I've heard Shaun and Liz stopped by hear." Jeff referenced, as he walked inside. He looked at the Landlord.

"Can I get a pint of beer." Jeff asked

"Any ID?" The Landlord asked. Jeff looked to the side of the bar to see a sign that read

"Please don't touch the Landlady."

"Why does that sign have Don't touch the Landlady written on it." Jeff asked.

"It happens more than you think." He replied.

"Who knows, maybe I will touch the Land lady when I'm done clearing the place out." Jeff said. The Landlord gave him an evil look, like James Murray's evil look. Jeff got out the cocaine and threw it in his face, he then took the mans bottle next to him and

smashed it round the alcoholics face. He then went behind the bar, took the keys and stabbed one of the other alcoholics in the eye and he fell to the floor in pain. He them locked the pub and boarded the winders, he then went upstairs.

He opened the door, got on the floor when he heard gunshots, he threw his knife up and it penetrated their skull. He then walked up up the stairs and took his knife and the gun. He put the knife in his pants and waled to the door, he opened the door and fired it at some people, he then walked into one of the rooms where he saw a fat kid named Matt on the floor.

"Please don't keill me!" Matt pleaded.

"Just go to sleep.!" Jeff shoted as he shot his gun, killing him. The computer opposite him showed Green Hill Zone cutting to black where text appeared on the screan.

"WElcOmE jEff." the screen said. Jeff held his gun up, dropped in on the floor and sat down.

"I'Ve bEEn ExpEcTinG YOu." the screen said.

"What the fuck are you?" Jeff said.

"tHE GaMe..." Sonic.exe said. the scrren cut to Green Hill Zone, and Son Is was facing Jeff. He talked.

"Jeff. I will kill you now." A jumpscary appeared on the screen and a screem screemed. Jeff turned around and saw Sonic.exe himself.

"So you're the fucker who tried to scare me." Jeff said.

"It's time to pay!" Jeff jumped to his knife, when all of a sudden Sonic.exe use the force to push Jeff back, he then grabbed his gun and shot him 22 times. The bullets went through his heart, his skull, his temple and his eyes, but with some string of luck, Jeff survived. Jeff pulled his knife out of his pants and threw it at Sonic.exe but when the knife touched sonic it instantly flew away.

He used the force to pick Jeff up and throw him out the window. The pub instantly blew up. Jeff found hiself in a woods. He then saw Slenderman and was taken to the darkness...

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