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this page will be for theories about why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. It will kinda work like Evul Patrixxx waz fone. |
this page will be for theories about why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. It will kinda work like Evul Patrixxx waz fone. |
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== The creator's theory [[Category:THERY]] == |
== The creator's theory [[Category:THERY]] == |
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== Someguy fly guy 9999989's theory[[Category:THERY]] == |
== Someguy fly guy 9999989's theory[[Category:THERY]] == |
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Jeff the killer was covered in bleach AND vodka. If my theory is correct, the vodka must have leaked into Jeff's skin and blood, causing it to become part of him. This means Jeff needs to drink alcohol every now and then to survive. As most people, Jeff got drunk and become addicted, answering to why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. |
Jeff the killer was covered in bleach AND vodka. If my theory is correct, the vodka must have leaked into Jeff's skin and blood, causing it to become part of him. This means Jeff needs to drink alcohol every now and then to survive. As most people, Jeff got drunk and become addicted, answering to why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. |
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== Penis eater's thery == |
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I was walking down the 666 highway when I saw Jesus and he was all like "Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic" I was all like OMG and then I barfed and Jeff the Potato was like "POTATO" and then Jeff came in and screamed "BEER!!!!!" And then shot JTP dead and ate my kidney and drank beer as he ran into the sunset. |
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That proves Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic. |
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